young shizuku: aww my cute lil babey you're so precious
adult shizuku: fuck you, you lil piece of shit
(tho i love them both)
Is there anything this man can't do?? Like damn, get me a man like him
Communication be like "understandable, have a nice day"
I might need some tissues, I'm bawling like a little kid here
Uhh i heard that having rough sex for a long time could end up in a prolapsed rectum so, Uhh... I'll pray for his ass
FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOO I JUST FUCKING LOOKED AT PHOTOS OF THAT AHHHH NO PLEASE IM TRAUMATIZED NOW OH MY GODDDDDD
WHY WOULD YOU GOOGLE THAT
in case you ever come across this do NOT google horse dick like I swear to god. i can't fking erase it from my brain till today, i warned you
... looks like my pla worked hehe
Plan**
Is it me or did that "pop" seem really sexy???
don't worry you're not alone