This is literally so fucking good. Like how did I just find this?!?!??
You just found out about this pookie how?!!!
This is how I felt when I found the novels in a bookstore years ago
Idk, I must live under a rock or something . I’m pretty sure I found this through one of your comments though so I have you to be thankful for for enlightening me :)))
No problem pookie (≧∀≦)
I know his birth mark is probably supposed to be a lily pad or lily pad themed but all I see is pac-man
Lmaoooo
ME TOO I WAS SOBBING
HSSHJSK NEVER REALIZED THAT CUZ IDK THEM
Blud uses scientific papers for info on how to please Luke thats another level of commitment there, though Im not sure it’s the way to go LMFAOOOOOO
I’m completely ok with never hearing the words ‘hot’ ‘vivid’ and ‘manhood’ together in a sentence ever again!!!!
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO
That man awakened something in me I didn’t know existed. Holy shit.
The only thing I could think of when he said ‘look, you’re really making me angry’ or whatever was ‘daddy’s angry ’