Vinny's Topics (30)

Y'all typing this essay while I just commented a single quote lmao

Who are you

Love your essay!

That shadow in the top corner of your room

I’m gonna make you choke on my cock for thinking this was funny

Why did zombiegirl block me

I think your seeing things cause I never blocked you

It won't lemme reply to you

TRICKERY it said "because of this user's settings you are unable to reply" which meant i had been blocked I'm so confused

Its probably your phone cause I never did block you

Yeah the site's tricking me (what I meant the first time, wasn't blamin you hun) also is there acc a shadow in the top corner of your room

There is actually stop spying on me

HELP IT WAS JUST RANDOM nah I have a shadow on my ceiling above my head and it freaks me the flip out that's why sitting in complete darkness is better (like rn)

Damn is your house haunted or something and my bad for saying I’d make you choke on my cock i actually don’t have dick so yeah :|

Yeah I think my house is actually haunted cuz sometimes when my mum goes to the bathroom and thinks I'm calling her out but I'm nowhere near her oh I don't mind being told to choke on ur imaginary cock...

What is happening in the replies this a whole rollercoaster

Oh you enjoy it I know you do lmfao

You need to get that checked out like seriously, what would happen if it was a skin walker yk. Oh and your welcome to any time if you want :)

Facts they commented to be apart of it lol

STOP I'M SCARED NOW huhu guh guh

I feel bad cuz Vinny made this topic in the first place and we're just talking about skinwalkers, mangago glitches and imaginary cock sucking lmao

Bahahahaha, right Vinny you’re welcome to talk about all these topics with us anytime ! Gotta get more perspectives on the skinwalker thing that shit is diabolical :0

LMAO I’ve had experiences where I’d be alone at home and after showers I kid you not I’d hear someone knock on my door hella loud and one time I heard my step mom calling out to me but I was completely alone like I said , and I started asking the THING to please leave and that I didn’t want any trouble and since then it’s been quietttttt
And Im gonna follow your account cause you are actually kinda funny lol

Okay that skinwalker thing is vile when it knocks cuz sometimes I'm in my room drawing or smth when I hear a knock on the door and it fucking starts opening so me being innocent goes "come in", but the door stops opening and there's just a crack in it so I get up to go open it but no one's there like everyone's in the living room so I legit just went "nope" and went to the living room as well aw thanks I don't try to be, I guess it's a gift huhu

Holy shit !! your house needs to get cleansed no offence. One day your gonna say come in and it’s not gonna be a family member or nothing

STOP IT I'm laid down on my bed in the dark rn and you're scaring the shit outta me

I’m so sorry maybe the ghost thing is your secret admirer idk if that helps

That's like inverse spectrophilia lmao and if that ghost really did like me I'd be surprised cuz I'm one strange lookin person (only girls have come after me before HELP )

Lmao you can’t be that strange and I bet ghost wouldn’t even have a preference cause they’re dead yk, but the girls coming after you is that a pro ir a con

Idek atp like I only knew if a guy liked me if the boys were being stupid (like screaming "this guy likes you!") and only had guy friends but I've rejected one girl who said she liked me (I lowk led her on like a player ) and I'm currently dating one so idk which way the universe wants me to swing if a ghost comes after me and haunts my house just cuz I'm there then imma start charging it rent

Okay this is very interesting I feel like we need a deep dive , so I’m not entirely sure if your a boy or a girl but from I can see you’re bi, and so you’ve had guy admirers, (also so wrong for leading on that girl lmaooo, live and learn ig) and now your dating girl, and I’m hoping your'e in happy relationship cause I’m getting undertones of I’m not super ecstatic (but correct me if I’m wrong of course) like your confused how you got here yk lol

do you like the fact that girls go after you or would you prefer more guys to? And LMAOOOOOO imagine “ I’m taxing you for freeloading “ bahahahah

Yeah I am confused abt how I got here bc 1: I got a super cute and hot gf and idk how and 2: I must have max aura cuz how am I pulling all these people wtf I was super ecstatic when my gf accepted me (ooh I'm getting butterflies) but we're happy now lol she's stopped getting jealous when I talk to other people (she's lowk covertly posessive) and the girl who I played continues to give me updates on her life (she once sent me a long ass paragraph detailing how I broke her heart but wtv she seems happy enough now) and also it's not that I want people after me it's just that I find it funny and interesting ( I may be a sociopath) when people confess (fake or not) for their friend so I laugh it off instead of giving them dirties like I used to (cuz I don't wanna be a wooyeon) n yeah I am bi whoa huhu yes I am charging the skinwalker rent if I catch a glimpse of it anywho tell me abt your love life backstories bc I've just been yapping abt myself for ages

I’m so glad you’re happy in your relationship, love is amazing! Tbh some possessiveness is not bad just not Im gonna locking you in my basement forever type of possessiveness yk ( unless your'e into that) . AND LMAOOOO how bad did you hurt this girl for her to send you a long ass paragraph like that if you don’t mind sharing , but damn she still gives you updates, ig that means y’all are on good terms . I’m not gonna lie with you my love life is dryer than a desert , I’ve never dated , kissed , held hands and the list goes on (sadly)
even after loosing 40lbs I still got no one confessing their undying love for me lol im not even ashamed of saying this I just don’t get how people get into relationships that’s why keep talking about yourself it’s quite interesting like tell me about how you and your gf met and all that tea if you want to share cause I’m boring

Aw no you're not boring I'll tell you everything you asked lol okay so basically a few years back I moved countries back to my hometown with my family, so I had to go back to the school I was in before I went abroad um so I used to have this friend before I left who was still there when I came back so she helped me settle back in and introduced me to a girl who also liked to draw a lot uh so I got close with her over art (imma call her A bc I'm having diflficulties specifying ppl) and then at one point she randomly asked me what my sexuality was I was kinda bi leaning towards men at that point so I just said bi and then A goes oh I'm a lesbian which is when I caught wind of her liking me haa.. So then she kept tryna invite me over and we watched a couple of episodes of heartstopper, which was like the episode when Charlie asked Nick if he would ever kiss a guy so I decided to ask that question to her, like "would you kiss me?" and after that she was quiet and her ears went a bit red so my sociopathic arse thought her reaction was funny and continued to do shit like that until the last day before I moved schools again and she came out and told me she liked me and asked me if we could date and I just straight up gave her a dirty stare and ignored her for the rest of the day uhh then she told one of her friends that I did that to her and gave her my mum's number (bc I didn't have my own phone then) and sent my mum these trash messages saying that I'm a scumbag and that I should rot in hell or something like that, but my mum just blocked A's friend and then A starts spamming me paragraphs on Roblox of how I was her first actual love AND heartbreak rolled into one and then she decides to give me updates about what's going on at her school but for a while I just replied "ok" but now I haven't been on it for a couple of years now so.. Yeah that's that story. Oh and also I saw her at the bus station before school once and it was the most awkward shit ever

And abt my gf here's that origin story: I made this friend when I moved schools after the past predicament and at one point we went to a science fair together uh so the friend that I made, O, introduced me to her friends from her old school and one of them is my now gf, P. We became friends from that trip, and we continued to be friends for a couple of years until last year, when I felt a connection to her that was highkey stronger than friendship I'm crying her features which I once thought to be pretty became hot and cute in my view, so after lunch break one day I pulled her aside and became rly serious and said, word for word, "look P, you can push me away rn or ignore me, or hate me, but I kinda have feelings for you.. Will you be my gf?" cringey, ik, but she accepted immediately I was so shocked and excited I can't explain it in words but omds her smile was sunshine personified like- so yeah we've been dating since last year October I think? Idk but omg when I say that girl is SO FINE ahem.. Anyways drop tips on how to lose weight pls I wanna be worthy of this angel

That’s sweet of you . Why does your love life feel like a freaking movie what hahahah but your honestly so wrong for teasing her but going on Roblox to tell someone how much you’ve broken their hurt is hilarious I’m so sorry it’s so childish, it’s like when you stop being friends with someone and they unfollow you on Pinterest or something lol and stopppp! the awkward side eyes you must have had at that bus stop I can’t

Stooooppppp that’s so cuteee. But yes quite some cheesy and cliche lignes right there if their was rain it would have been even more perfect lol. The way you write about her and how your view of her started to change the more you fell in love is so wholesome

. Oh I could give you 7 paragraphs on wight loss and my journey but that would take an eternity. So depending on how much motivation you have and if your looking for long term etc can all depend on your weight loss journey ( gosh this is gonna be hard to keep short) I don’t exactly want you to do what I did for my first 30lbs cause I feel like it was unhealthy but when starting if you don’t know already you have to be in a calories deficit again depending on how fast you want this you can just take out 200 of your maintenance calories and you of course will lose weight (slower obv) and you don’t really even have to change your diet all that much, the rule is 80/20 , 80 percent is your diet I lost all of my weight with little to no exercise like my only moving time was at school at home I was a bum fr lmao, 20 is exercising m this helps with faster weight loss and getting more toned.

So when starting lots of people will say do intuitive eating but you can only really do that when you have acquired the good habits , so for now try not buying any trigger foods like ice-cream or chips if yk it’s gonna make you binge , I’m not saying don’t eat them but if youre serious about this leave it off and eat other foods that have less calories and are also yummy ( I can give you meal ideas if you want that helped me a lot with my last 10 pounds ) then when you feel like your in a good place with food I would tell you eat what you want but don’t go over board like if you feel like having pasta eat it and then think am i satisfied if not have a bit more but my BIGGEST ADVICE IS : eat when your hungry but not until you are full !!!!!! I have so many other tips cause weight loss is a mental battle too . Also for me I was doing this diet with a nutritionist and one day I was like I don’t want to do this anymore im dizzy all the time I’ve been eating the same food everyday for 6 months and i couldn’t take it anymore so I stopped and decided to continue myself , my next goal is -10lbs , also if you ever binge don’t ever feel bad I binged a week ago for a week straight (absolutely foul) and I once at a whole baguette in a day and shoved even more garbage food down my throat and I was still able to get to -40bls and this was last month . Habits die hard but if you get back track that’s what matters even after a week i

Okay I’m gonna stop I wrote too much if you end up not reading this I understand and respect that lol

Sweet of me is craaazy lmfao but yeah that time at the bus station was mad bc I grew a couple of inches but she didn't, so she approached first and waved at me but it took me a good few seconds to recognise her tbf I'm surprised she recognised me bc before I was shorter and my hair was to the middle of my back, but at that point my hair was just a little past my ears I lowk shuffled away after I gave a one word answer to a question she asked I'm so mean wtf

Oh dw I read the whole thing I'm totes serious yes pleasee meal ideas bc I used to have tuna pasta salads for lunch but the place I usually got them from stopped making them and I also couldn't be bothered to make it myself so huhu that failed, and recently I haven't been eating much either but like the weight has seperation anxiety or some shit, and I'm also super sporty AND I do military training once a week so I don't understand my own body atp like yk when you see other people's bodies and you feel highly insignificant please help meh lol also yeah my life sorta feels like a movie atp cuz me and my gf do the training once a week together, and when we were doing our first aid qualification I had to put someone else in the recovery position who wasn't her so I was slowly inching away, but then she decides to say, "if you do it quickly I'll give you a kiss" and lord did I save that person quick

I meant that was nice of you that you said I wasn’t boring….lmao i mean I’m not but my love life is dry lol and I wrote that in a sarcastic tone iykykanyway yeah you made sure she knew you did not fuck with her hahaha

Oh wow I thought you said it was sweet I played that girl but yeah, you're not boring you're probably one of the funniest and sweetest people I've talked to on here and idc if you can't trust the internet or that you might be a 50 yr old pedo but rn you're super genuine and I love that for you

That’s crazy you should be losing or have a good maintenance weight if your training that much but idk how old you are your height and weight so it can all depend on how fast your métabolisme is. You might be someone who does not eat a lot but eats food with high calories but here is a list of foods I ate that helped me lots

1) Smoothie bowl ( half a frozen banana, frozen mix berries cause berries like black berries pack a shit tone of fiber , oikos 17g of protein vanilla Greek yogurt and milk 1% ) you can change up the fruit but I just love berries lol

2) Caesar salad with chicken ( one romain lettuce head, one spoon of Caesar dressing , one chicken breast and some croutons, sometimes I cut some cheese to put in it

3) shrimp with a bit of curry sauce with konjack rice or konjack noodles( they are low calorie and have a bunch of fibre) but always eat the serving size like I get ones in packs and I eat one pack cause otherwise you’ll get a real bad stomach ache if you a lot of it

4) one egg and two egg whites with cheese or no cheese

5) warps, brown bread tortillas or the small ones that are like 90 calories or the big ones for 170cals , 50g of chicken breast which is like 120 calories , cheese , romain lettuce , ketchup and hot sauce , —> egg wraps too I again use one egg and two egg whites with rest of the stuff a listed before lol

Here are some snacks I ate a lot that’s helped : grapes ( those were my life and still are , skinny pop , and more fruit it’s like candy fr

Now the order and how much I ate a day differed like one day was for example : Monday ( smoothie bowl, grapes and a Caesar salade, Tuesday : would be a smoothie bowl , 12 shrimp and a Caesar salade , I still carry some bad habits of aggressively counting my calories lol , and again depending on how much you move , your height etc it will impact your weight loss I don’t actively try to work out so and I have to eat a small amount to maintain my weight but it gets me full so , in your case you’d have to eat more

If you want to do an agressive cut which I don’t recommend personally he’s what you can do : no more bread , no more cheese , no more sugar and no more dipping sauces , basically keto but extreme cause that’s the diet I did I was talking about until I was fed up with it. I don’t like telling people to do it cause it can fuck your relationship with food and losing weight so fast can create real bad body dysmorphia. Also trying to eat bread or anything else after a while and having your body punish you is so arse lmao

Awww thank you , I feel the same it’s rare to have such fun conversations with people on this site , and again your really funny too which is why I followed you lol, and imagine if I was a 50 year old pedo wasting my life away reading bls and gls but in all seriousness don’t worry I’m in college and youth is on my side and i definitely do not like kids in any sexual way

idk why but whenever i happen to talk to anyone on this site I always imagine them being my age . I actually did make a friend on this site and we still are 1 year later but she’s older , amazing person tho love her . When you meet the right people you just know yk

Omfg thank you so much you literal angel taking notes rn but like if you're aware (or not) Ramadan's coming up so that might help a lil bit uh but that's great hehe I have this one friend who's skinny asf but can eat about five times more than a regular human, gain absolutely zero weight and still be hungry I love how we're talking about weight loss while I'm laying in bed after being stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half making creamy-ass fish pie for 9 guests

Too true, you just seem to click with the right people while the rest of these lot are stooges and give you one word replies nah I really like having this convo with you it's super fun and also, like you said, really rare to have convos like these on this site aw man we're getting to the cheesy heartwarming stuff again duuuude lmao also what part about me is funny cuz like I just type how I talk irl

Oh yeah these will be my Ramadan meals as well lmao , these people are favoured by God fr and lmaooo bahahahh me too fr I juste binged and I have gained weight that was most not desired lmao

Funny thing is that I'm a Muslim and then every year I do the fasting but I'm still in this predicament maybe I should tell my mum to make less calorific meals after sundown sigh

Btw if you sort the comments by popularity this is the first one that comes up

Alr it's half past one in the morning imma hit the hay

Real people be dry af . Yeah we are it’s getting too wholesome maybe we should like insult each once in a while lmaooo but fr that’s what makes you funny like you’re just being you, idk how to explain but you talk like how I talk and the way you explained your stories genuinely made chuckle and laugh so yeah take it as you want lol

I didn’t even know you could check that lmao

Gg

Ramadan weight gain is a real issue people don’t talk about it more hahaaha you’d think not eating all day would make you lose weight but reality says different

I'll take it well then huhu I think it's just the way I type stories bc when I try to explain them orally I'm super boring and I can't get to the point we similar in the way we speak then?

Neither did I unless someone else mentioned it lol

Realll lt's like your body's like "oh, you have difficulty precuring sustenance? Then you shall gain weight from anything you eat so you don't starve or die of malnutrition, mortal vessel "

BAHAHAH i cant its like our bodies are offended that we’re not eating lmao « you don’t want to eat huh here’s 15 pounds just for that »

Omg same I never get to the point when telling a story lmao but also sometimes I feel like I have nothing interesting to say so I feel like I’m boring for that( the awkward silence can vouch for me) idk if your like this too but I like hanging out with more than one person like that if I don’t have anything to say the others can talk with each other .

Man I’m really selling myself as someone very anti social I like talking I swear and making jokes even if they’re not funny but idk I feel like we’re similar when we type at least what do you think ? Mabye you don’t relate at all lmaooo

I can relate to this so hard like irl the only person I know who can't hold a convo properly is a friend of mine and then my gf so I don't rly get judged by them but when I try telling my mum about my day for example she starts talking to someone else and then I'm like "were you not listening to what I said? The guy's nose BROKE" and then she just goes "you were still talking? I phased you out"

THISS OMDSSS this is exactly what it's like and it sucks dick it's so annoying sigh maybe I should just go on a water diet

STOOOOOPPPPP MY MOM DOES THE SAME THING HAHAHAHAH we become background noise fr it’s so real how with only like two people you can talk normally and even if it’s awkward it’s not even awkward if you know what I mean

Bro mangago just erased my whole ass comment it’s tired of me I swear what I said was my mom does the same thing lmao we become background noise fr and real having one or two people were you can talk normally to is the max bahahaha and even if it’s awkward its not actually awkward if you know what I mean .

Are you fucking kidding me now this site decides to show my comment after I re wrote it again and posted it fucking murder me into oblivion .and it’s so annoying how you can’t delete a reply . Watch me post this just for it not to show to again and re write it and have my op show I’m tweaking out with this mangago bugs

it’s actually not that big of a deal lmao , im just overreacting cause i can lol
I need to sleep gg

Yeah I get that lmao we're just the backing track to our mothers' monotonous thoughts about life

Lmfao I love you this is so real I hate when mangago just decides to bully and embarrass us, like when I thought you blocked me but you didn't and it was just mgg fucking around sigh btw I got really scared when I got into the shower an hour ago bc it's dark out and I thought a demon was after me

<3<3 , exactly it is so embarrassing in that situation you have to turn around and start boxing the air lmao. K.O that demon next time I believe in you !!

Also Knowing how you had some peculiar interactions with like the whole skin walker thing we talked about. I hope you didn’t summon something when you were five with a ouija boardlmaooo haha but fr its like the equivalent of walking up the stairs when it’s dark shit is terrifying

Oh no that's not terrifying, the bit that's terrifying is when you have to turn the lights off while running all the way to your room so that the ghosts can't get you, and then once you're in your room you gotta hit the lights then sprint into bed and get under the covers super quick lmfao boxing the air is so real idk this one time in a dream idk what happened in it but I was pissed off with sm in the dream, and then when I went to throw a punch I woke up bc I punched the wall and my hand felt like shit the next day huhu I know there's no correlation between the two stories but it just reminded me of that

Hahahahah facts. It’s a whole workout trying not to get caught by the ghost byeee no way you must have been livid to actually throw a punch when waking up lmao . I thought it was only in movies when a character was having a real scary dream and they would wake up gasping and half their body would jump upit happened to me but my dream was so doodoo I don’t know why my body reacted that way: from what I can remember I was in my room and everything was in black in white and there was only my bed and a curtain and out of nowhere my Roblox character and other Roblox characters were dropping out of the curtain : why I found that terrifying is still a mystery

Roblox is insane work n yeah idk my brother was probably in my dream which explains why I was mad (bc we're beating the shit out of each other all day every day) and there's still a dent in my wall from it, but I covered it with a poster lol I also sing in my sleep sometimes which is weird ig lmao workout to get to bed is so real help

Haha saved by the poster , like you mean singing yourself to sleep cause I do that to make myself tired and exhausted. But you actually if you actually sing IN your sleep that’s insane how did you find out you do that

Like I do sing myself to sleep sometimes if I feel a bit too awake, and I found out I sing in my sleep bc my brother said I snore so I made a voice recording of myself all night to prove I didn't but turns out I was just singing weirdly in the middle of the night like fucking Manjulika (bhool bhulaiyyah reference)

Bruh I think mangago took out my reply again cause I came back to the thread and I didn’t see what wrote . Whyyyyyy meeeeeee omd. Anyways I was like i hope your not singing any incantation lmaooooo and that recording yourself sleeping to prove you don’t snore is so real. I did that once with a friend and boy did I snore

I also hope I wasn't singing an incantation, but if I was then that explains the ghosts lmfao that recording was literally just me breathing and occasionally singing or talking to myself like I had to skip to the fun parts huhu also I think I did used to snore lightly but I've lost it now, I think it only comes back when I'm ill and can't breathe through my nose sigh also how have we managed to keep the chain this long wtf

Lmao right. I mean snoring is normal right?? lol and haha literally sometimes I wonder if there’s a limit or that the next reply won’t show cause because of said limit

OmI I never thought of there being a limit to how much we can comment- ah well I feel like this is one of the most wholesome comments and idgaf if there is a limit bc we'll either stop or find another topic to chat on lmfao ALSO ALSO what were your thoughts on the most recent upload muahaha

Random but just now I tried to pierce my helix (top bit of my ear if you didn't know alr) with a fucking scarf pin and felt pretty good abt it cuz it didn't really hurt that much but then the pin went through the first layer of skin and I chickened out and now my ear's red and it stings like a bitch my friend was right when he said I was an idiot like wtf did I do that

Right we write until we can’t no more !! Lmao . Recent chapter huh… if we’re talking about smut the chapter ate fr but there’s one thing we’re my mind goes one way or the other while reading this and it’s that I see the character as like each individual people knowing that they’re technically the same person BUT it still throws me off sometimes cause it feels like I’m reading audultery , like it’s mind fucking me fr. Also because I’m not hating what’s happening in this chapter . I don’t know if you can see how perplexed I am . I gotta know what’s gonna you think tho hahaha

And write until we can't no more we shall! Lmao I love how you've actually got this whole thought process going on and my thoughts on this chap were literally just "ooh zamnnn he finally gonna bang" I'm too used to bls I'm just numb

STOOOOOOOOPPPPPP why did you do that nooo ,your situation reminds me of those “reacting to failed piercing” videos lmaoo why did you try and do it at home tho. Saved yourself from a bad infection still. But Do you have many piercings I’m guessing yes since you tried to do it yourself ? I personally don’t , I got my eared pierced like 5 times and each time it got really bad like it would never heal so here I am, unable to bedazzle my ears

I do fr because I got these does and donts when reading , like love triangles for example . I stay away from three people covers , like it’s the plague . I’m not gonna lie to you I have become so desensitized to bls that I legit skimmed the chapter, I feel like you get me on this cause your used to bls as well. Also ,Idk if it’s like this for you too but when it’s sex scenes I have par reactions or none but when they got this tension or they brush hands I start giggling like a school girl (this applies to all romance ngl)

Lmfao I gave into my impulses and just decided to give it a go but I'm not allowed more than the piercings I already have (legit just one piercing per ear on my earlobe) bc my mum said she doesn't want me looking like a chav Imma try again tmr though bc i never learn my lesson huhu what so like your piercings kept getting infected or closing up or what?

This is so me yeah I get you when you're skimming it and also when you only randomly smile during the chapters when there's something funny or hot but bls don't really excite me like they used to sigh

LMAOOOOOOO , did it work out in the end , I hope you didn’t get in infection by the time I’m replying hahahah. Yessss so weird I was like am I allergic to gold (I’m not) still so weird I still want to try again tho

Lmao true , sometimes I wish my memory was wiped so I could experience this genre once more for the first time

My ears used to sting if anything other than pure silver or gold went into my piercing it was weird.. I'm over it now though I think lol and also my ear's fine it didn't even bleed that much tbh how many piercings you got btw?

Yeah same, I wanna feel the same thrill that I got from my first time reading bl again~ aw man I feel nostalgic as hell rn

Damn fr , your ears are expensive hahahaha . Zero is the number I got none sadly . And I lovvvvveeee piercings !!!! so it’s such a bummer

Exactly! This is what toxic yaoi is all about. Red flag x red flag!

ngl but MCs previous partners seem to be ok with being used... seeing how dumb he is i dont think he has the mental capacity to purposely plot on ppl

no way u just compared a mentally disabled person who sleeps around for a home to a normal guy who decides to rape as revenge and abuses ppl cuz of his shitty temper

Your point is? I didnt compare either, im saying theyre both nut cases on different spectrums, to argue with morals here is beyond this, normal guy thowho thinks having the capability of r@ping makes u still normal because wtf (either way reading is still fun as a psychological smut)