They must be smoking something before adding each (of the many) plot points. It's so insane that I can't help but keep reading to see what they will do next!
The sheer size of this mans pure titanium balls blows my mind. No bitch, u r monumentally unworthy of his love. Why do I read this shit when it angers me so much?
Do you know how long I thought this boy had an inoperable tumor?