This is the best fucking comedy ever. And it's not even a comedy story. XD

Yeah, okay. Who WOULDN'T fall for him if he says this stuff?? So adorable.

Look at this adorable bean!

Well, I dunno; it LOOKS like a threat somehow tho. XD

OH HOLY FUCKING SHIT, THOSE EYES!!!!!!!

Deal. Don't care about attached strings; you got a deal after all that bullshit. :D

Are we playing 'reasons to kill me' bingo, or what? Because these bitches already won.