hataki's manga / #funny(306)

(not omegaverse, but yes, he was pregnant and had a kid. - ? we haven't figured out how yet.) oh my god! fucking LOVE this! my cheeks hurt from laughing. laughed the entire manga from start to finish. i can't stop smiling over these knuckleheads. or the types of revenge they choose to inflict onto others and the colorful people around them. okay, so they met in prison. our seme protected him, peacock as he calls him, in prison. they ended up more like friends. they did get drunk and hook up. he "claimed" him to the others. but he never put an unwelcome hand on him. not once. <3 re-wind, how did they get in prison? neither of them ACTUALLY comited the crime they were convicted of. for our uke, he got a phone call from his grandfather where his fucking twat of a half-brother was beating him and forcing him to sign over the deed to him for the company. our uke arrives just in time for him to kill him. even better, twat-bag-brother high-jacked his boyfriend and played the innocent boy routine. (twat bag always cries and wines like a five year old. in any given situation. to either seduce of to mislead others. -it's the only move he has.) our seme went for crimes against an older, sick mafia leader friend. covering for him. and severing time instead. that one night before peacock got released, he wound up pregnant. he fibbed and covered up his identity to all. moving far away and everyone was led to believe someone in prison killed him. his brother and father want him dead. his ex-boyfriend, fucking prick. FAST FORWARD: living here in China,(?) i believe. somewhere over there in asia. or taiwon?? anyway, living with a crossdressing / transgender male-to-female roomate. as he calls it, the two weirdos no one would willingly take in. he's sheltered him and helps him raise his son. while helping him plot out his revenge on each person involved. all while posing as a single father, as a wonton stall salesmen. get's revenge on the ex-boyfriend by blowing up his life. getting him arrested for drugs and rape, and black mail. after suffering a heart attack and some head trauma. the twat-bag was involved in this too. (when they very publicly showed a video of him having sex with boyfriend. (whom of course played the victim and said he was forced into it.) he doesn't want them dead, he has no plans of going back to prison, or sending anyone innocent. no, he wants to melt their worlds and enjoy the view as the world burns around them. (twisted, but bright little peacock.) seme is released from prison and finds him. he does NOT do anything shitty semes normally do. he found him. yes. but he didn't do anything. he didn't force him into talking, or force him into sex, or threaten him. nope. he simply keeps coming around and telling him straight up, nothing will keep him away. (because he never turns him down flat. at all.) he keeps getting to know his son, no questions asked. (unaware it's his son. in fact, he seems to think he is adopted, and not blood related to either of them. ) even though everyone comments how much his son resembles him. (he's not willing to dig that deep into it. he wants peacock to tell him when he is ready. on his own terms) <3 motherfucker is so sweet. they ended up having sex again a few times throughout. each time very willing from the uke / peacock. Our seme even backs down and respects the WAY peacock wants to get revenge. let's him handle it as he sees fit. it's agree, not to sully their hands. or do anything illegal anything to get them dead or in prison, is not allowed. and THE SEME RESPECTS THIS. <3 motherfuckers are so cute. they always bicker and yell and fight and argue, but also laugh and smile a lot. he loves the hell out of his kid too. (Seme stated it at the start : "I'm going to have peacock be my wife, i'm going to raise his son with him, i'm going to protect them from any harm, and going to grant him his revenge any way he wants it.) mother was a top class chef in the house. he got her pregnant and she left to her hometown to have and raise her son. the father was forced by the grandpa to take responsibility, and spent some time in their household. (the grandpa was ashamed of his sons' behavior. he loved and accepted every side of his grandson. and had meant to leave everything to peacock.) the whole relationship, he spent hooking up with every woman under the son. eventually it broke his mother and she had a lot of mental health disorders going on. she fell sick and died back in the countryside, away from him. she is burred there even now. (whatever got him to be able to become pregnant. no one knows. all we know, is it is inherited from his mother's side.) they've met some very nice people along the way. they are committed to each other. his son has such a funny and twisted personality for his age. no shocker, all the guys around him are slightly twisted and sharp tounged too. he introduced him to his mother (via her gravesite. after a lovely attempted hit and run from a guy they knew in prison. -lol they on their honey moon, and arguing about WHICH one of them was the target.) god, they kill me. re-read this baby for life FAVORITE!

NOT ENOUGH STARS!!!! <3 <3 <3 freaking love this one. after once, twice, three times meeting running into a stranger in a week, they started up a conversation. (at bakery. outside a bar, and again. at the dentist.) our uke here is a dentist. our seme is temporarily acting as president while his father is in the hospital. -went to check on dad with sister and nephew. his father owns the building the dentist works at. they hook up and talk. always talking. our uke recently hearing his ex was getting married. shitty guy. his only guy. he used to leave bruises on him. so genuine the way they talk and interact and meet up no drama. no running. no bullshit they just talk and spend more time together temporary relationship to get to know each other while he does six weeks worth of dental treatment. i love it. so naturally fall in love. no games here. they admitted with little effort how they felt and got serious.

works at a club he catches on immediately that he is more the "queen" type. the uke, in control perfect to his masochistic side. that wants to fulfil every wish and desire his queen has (inside and outside the bedroom) their personalities are almost 180 in bed. our top wants to be demanded of and told what to do. while our uke is dominating, demanding, and in control. but outside the bedroom, our seme is more solid and steady. our uke is full of insecurities. uke has no father, mother died when he was 5. family friend / auntie took him in. they get closer and talk and fall in love. both loving and affectionate! LOVE<3

XD oh my god, this is funny. mom arranges marriage interview with this alpha woman. just wants the omega to breed to get out of it, he was drunk, and asked this handsome guy whom just got kicked out of his girls place. to pretend to be his partner. his mom falls in love with the guy (he's cute, and handsome, and they share the same type.) goes back home with him, as compensation for pretending. one thing leads to another, with some booze and low inhibitions. had sex. was the omega's first time. (he consented) he's all weak in the knees for that adorable alphas baby face. he caves in at that face. this alpha is a fuckig sweetheart, o my god!! <3 he sees he's worn out from work he hugs and comforts him. tellls him he's doing good arranges for him to have leave for his heat keeps looking for recipes with either new tastes or rich in health foods for an energy boost. tucking him into bed nights he is tired, after getting the bath all set for him. taking care of the house chores. takes care of him during his heat. got food, used protection. was all loveing and caring. super doting and addectionate our little omega even made a nest <3 cute little fuckers. ----------------------------------- (into ch. 3 )- fucking bitch alpha woman from marriage meeting, her pride is hurt over being dumped. so she rapes our omega. i want to do sooo much more than slit her throat open, and feed her entrails to the wolves while she is still alive and limbs torn apart. and bleeding out. __________________________

dating and wanted to have sex before he had his heat.

first crushes first hand holding first love first kiss. first sex first fights

Kimi wa Natsu no Naka sequel to this guy^^ our guys are older. in uni and working part-time one as a cram school teacher. aiming to translate movies and learn english. the other working part time in a movie theater our movie nerd enthusiasts are back. still fluffy. sweet and cute. lots of great progress in their relationship. their friends are all great. i freaking love his friends.

anime leaves off after ch. 89 Up to ch. 127

<3 i love this forced by mother onto blind dates. over and over. brother shows up instead of sister. he wanted to give him a hard time at the start. he started by teasing him. and revealing he knew he prefered men. because he did too. he was mostly making fun of him. watching his reactions. but our uke here is freaking priceless. he keeps getting all curious. keeps hunting him down. because he drew a line. our seme respected that. declaring he wouldn't touch him. or make a move. until he gave him the green light. yeah. seme with respect. and a lovable puppy dog personality. very affectionate and easy to laugh. makes his partner laugh. no matter how silly he acts to do so. he falls hard for our uke. he's 30. he's so sincere. he's kind, he's honest. he cares more about his loved ones than himself. even if his family gives him a hard time, it barely shakes him most the time. he easily declares he can change their minds. but yet, he still winds up in tears on many occasions. he's openly jealous. with his laser beam eyes. he can be strict too. and play fun games Our seme falls hard. the way he is so unguarded and straight forward. he feels what he feels. no shame' they instantly start dating. he totally tells off his shitty ex in the best way possible. they both worked for and eventually got their families approval. uke's mom has health issues. they both only seemed to have one serious ex-boyfriend before they met. the seme's ex was a shit turd. he hated him touching him, or kissing him, was so overly cautious about other people. they ended horribly. he's a shit. our uke's ex isn't much better. he did the whole "We're dating, but now i'm engaged and getting married. i kind of cheated. my bad". he caved to his mothers expectations. he regrets it later. because he did in fact love him (our uke admits, he hated and denied himself so much at the start. that their relationship was on him too. because neither of them were particularly comfortable with their sexuality.) The seme had some trouble at first, when he came out. but his mom has since made a complete. 180. almost in a BL fangirl type now. wants him to bring his boyfriend home. asking if they have safe sex. and take care of their partner in bed. she helps our uke's mom come more to terms with it as well. they are dating now. serious, and silly, and ridiculous. loving and affectionate. it's sucha a natural progresion. the brother caught them out on a date. <3 i love his brother he completely accepts and supports him. tells him it had to be hard. to come to him. that he had his back. and his support. later, the dad walks in on them together. while the seme was being "punished", by a previously drunk lover. whom had him in puppy ears and a tail. with mittens too. dad was spechless. he acts as though he doesn't approve. tells him he'll kill him if he tells his mother and ruins her health. (i don't even hate him. he didn't mean it badly. he loves his wife. and he loves his son) he doesn't act like it. but he supports him too. even calls him all the time to give him a heads up when his mother was coming by. she's the last to find out. they try for the whole "roommate" thing. but they left their ring on the bathroom counter. she wasn't happy for a time. the uke was upset, but determined to change her mind. even called his boyfriend for some comfort at the start. complaining he hated her. making his partner laugh. because he was ugly snot crying, and clearly loves her. he went right back to work to shoving his way in. this freaking guy, the mother yellls for him to get out. what does he respond with???? "No! i will leave. but i will come back. and keep coming back". later with her in the hospital. he daily comes to see her. he gets so proud. -she threw flowers and told him to leave -took this to mean she's healthy -she finally let him inside the door even if she wouldn't look at him -he was super proud of this progress. -he took the thrown flowers home and into a vase. not wanting to waste them. -he hugs her. telling her, "even if you don't like it or approve of it. i'm your son. i will always be your son. and i love you". i fucking love this guy. <3 nothing keeps him down (He's as bad as my boys from Ai no kusbabi ) they are serious. he's got a best friend in the office. i freaking love their friendship!! <3 best friend is secretary to his older brother and has been in love with him he too is stubborn and unmovable. the brother is now divorced. more on friends term with his wife. shares custody of their kid. he runs the family business these days. all these guys and their families are on close terms. our uke never even bothered to hide it. he liked him that much. he told his lovers sister and mother, and father. as well as his own family. they came out completely. they have paired rings. the seme made them himself. he's a woodcraftsmen. he own his own shop. the brother eventually ends up with the secretary after some hicups. -his brother supports him in turn. -he hasn't told the family or his kid yet. our boys both. the uke quit his parents company early on. started up an investment into his boyfriends shop. then evetually started up his own side business too. he works from home now. the boyfriend set up shop. they are open. hoenst. silly and gooft open lines of communication. plan family visits for mothers birthday. for plans to expand his workshop and increase revenue. to also gain his mother's approval. that they can, as two male lovers, live together and make a stable living together. i freaking love this. i haven't laughed so hard in ages. each character had it's own level of silliness to them. they all make me smile. it's real. and refreshing. i love every single character here.