Committed A Crime

SORRY THIS IS. SO LONG. I will not share my age, but ever since I was a toddler have I had a very short temper. I've always related my short temper to a string that I'm hanging from. (sorry if this is hard to understand) One day this string was almost cut. I was with a coworker "friend" and we were drinking. She got trashed and so did I. we got a ......   reply

For some reason as a child I stole MULTIPLE walnuts from Walmart just every time I entered their store I’d go over to the boxes filled with walnuts and I’d just immediately pocket a bunch of them   reply

Ok, so first why the f*ck are you asking, second how do you expect me to know???   reply

I stole a balloon on National Free Balloon Day.   2 reply

Feed it to its family.   1 reply

If you burn them you need to pull out their teeth and fingernails first cuz they'll be left behind and dispose of them separately or if you go to a remote location and bury them remember to take the layer of grass off carefully and then dig put the body in the hole, then cover it up put the dirt back in and then carefully place the grass layer back......   1 reply

Yes, I will not share my age, but ever since I was a toddler have I had a very short temper. I've always related my short temper to a string that I'm hanging from. (sorry if this is hard to understand) One day this string was almost cut. I was with a coworker "friend" and we were drinking. She got trashed and so did I. we got a taxi to go to a hote......   reply