What's some of the stupidest things you've ever heard?

Mine would be
1. this girl telling my friend that I wanted to be like her when I didnt even know she existed for the first 5 months of school.
2. My ex told me that whenever he got my phone he was gonna go through it just because he was curious, but I couldnt do the same to him (btw he also went though my SCHOOL email, which is RUN by my school, so I couldnt do anything sus :l)
3. "You've changed" ....I dont even need to give context about this one