Past life theories?

Assuming any birthmarks you have are where you received a fatal wound, and considering your random preferences as possible clues. This is all just for fun of course- no seriousness really!

For example: Ever since I was little I’ve had this fascination with Chinese culture, so I think I was Chinese in my past life. I’ve also always been a tomboy, so I think I was a man; I’ve always been boy crazy, so maybe I was gay. I have an inexplicable fascination with crime, so I think I might’ve been some sort of petty criminal or mafia member; I only have one birthmark on the back of my head, so I think I was shot and executed.
TLDR: my theory is that I was a gay Chinese criminal who was shot dead.

What’s yours?