The thoughts that go through your head when u read Yaoi

Am I the only one who has funny but weird thoughts that randomly pass in my head when I'm reading yaois
"Should I delete my browser history?"
"Dam this the last chapter"
"oop he is fine"
"it's kinda sad that he not real"
"bitch don't choke on the WAFFLE"
"UGH they keep texting LET ME READ MY GAY PORN IN PEACE"
"Maybe i should look in my 'Want to Read'"
"why is his dick so big"
"HAYGUUUVB the uploaders memes"

Theres more but we gonna keep it short xD