Yall remember that time when...

We had sex and you started to bleed out ur vajija (i didn't spell that wrong) then yd came in and was holding a cup of orange juice with honey pubic hairs in it, and asked if she could join in as yd started to walk in she trips and spills it on me, at the time i was wearing a shrek is love shrek is life shirt, i was so mad that i turned into a cockroach. your vajija is still bleeding, but turns out it wasn't your blood, it was the blood of yd's minions, you accidently sat on them while we were making out. RIp King