Guide on How to make your life worse than it already is
Is your life going well and everything is going to plan? Well mine isn't so I'm going to give you my 5 steps on how to fuck up your life!
1. Read manga/hwa/hua more than 10 hours a day.
Socializing? don't do that, stay at your room all day eating chips, reading in mangago.
2. Every night after reading, think about how horrible your life is, how untalented you are and how unproductive you are throughout the day but won't do anything about it and the cycle continues.
3. Always think that "I will do it when productivity hits me" , don't schedule anything and wait for that nonexistent motivation to come to you.
4. Set high goals for yourself instead of being specific on what you want to do. Never think I will clean my table but instead go for "I will clean my entire house" because you'll realize later on that there is way too many to clean and you won't be able to accomplish it.
5. Always think that you will never succeed because you aren't born as smart as other people and don't invest meaningful hours in your hobbies and when faced with a difficult situation, just give up!
Ps:
Sometimes our brain can be stubborn and we want to be happier, more productive so what we should do is ignore it and if possible, be an alcoholic, smoke cigarettes, do drugs, don't do therapy and continue doing this and you'll successfully screw up your life.
