So yeah hows your day so far

Mine started with me having to catch the bus cuz my ride left with someone else, as I'm walking my fucking neighbour literally gets in the car with another guy just to drive past me while the guy is giving me the middle finger and then proceeded to drive home(I live in a dead end loop type neighbourhood).
so yeah I catch the bus and the driver just sits in a random spot at the roadside of a shopping mall to wait for more people to come(the only rules bus drivers have to follow are the route, hours, and pay collecting, whatever the fuck else they do is their choice, ppl at the front smoking and drinking too), and this mf stops again just to leave and gets some water at a store and a cup of ice, and I'm sitting there freakin' cuz I have to go to uni for an exam in one hour, anyway, I make it in time and the exam is basically a past exam the proof gave us just structured differently an including the exam we only have 3 grades in the class(we hardly met), and that exam was a joint for some reason and it was the same exam as the upper class as well??????
So yeah I catch a bus back, the usual a creep is all like"where have you been all my life beautiful"(yuck), catch another bus as the same number as the first one and let me tell I wonder how I even got on that bus cuz as I was riding it, this man passed almost twenty people(holling-ass speeding as busses usually do) with one man running into the road behind the bus(wtf) and then he proceeds to sit in a spot(to wait for people when he had passed so many, this spot usually had tons but there was hardly any) he fights with another bus driver cuz he was sitting on a spot to wait for people.
Then as he drives ahead to make so the other driver can't pick up the waiting people at future stops, he turns off the load ass music to ask if we know why we should not eat bananas, I say "....no.......", then he announces that everyone should not eat too many bananas or else we would die........ The end(all that took place in the span of less than four hours)