Weirdest Thing You've Nutted To?

I used to jerk off to angry birds
When I was about 13 I LOVED
angry birds, I had every game
and bought every toy they
had. One day I was playing
angry birds when all of a
sudden the big red bird turned
me on. I couldn't stand it, I
was going crazy. I decided to
pull out my big long Willy and
start jerking. I never had felt so
good, I soon continued to do
this daily and never got bored
of it! That big red bird was so
hot and those blue ones were
some cuties. I am glad to admit
I still do this to this very day.