Why meeeeee

I wrote my final exam today. My final exam is structured like this:
First part: We have to do all the exercises
Second part: We can decide to either write a commentary or analyze a story or poem.

I chose to analyze a story and wrote the whole text. All of a sudden, when I opened the dictionary, a paper fell out. The paper was a cheat sheet. There was literally written instruction on how to analyze a story. And you probably know what happened next.

You know, I wouldn't have been mad if I was a bad student. But guess what? I'm a straight A student and know my life is fucked.
How are y'all doing, btw.?