WEIRDEST FICTIONAL CRUSH

ARE YOU BRAVE ENOUGH TO ADMIT YOUR WEIRDEST FICTIONAL CRUSH?!
Could be a past crush or a current one but it can't be a generic one that EVERYBODY had a crush on.
(Can be from a book, show, movie, game, WHATEVER)


I'll go first. The Curator from the Dark Pictures games is mine. I don't know why but something about his mysterious allure and calm but polite demeanor really gets to me. Doesn't help that I'm a fan of dark and gothic things either.