Why y’all be afraid of dicks?

Ok I’m genuinely wondering why y’all hate dicks so much.
Many people on this site read gay porn and still get a jump scare when the dicks are uncensored. You do realise you’re reading stories about two guys having sex right?!? And guys and have dicks?
Why’re y’all so afraid of shlongs?

Like literally every comment section I go to where it’s either uncensored or has an uncensored version. People are commenting “where’s the lightsaber?” Or “wow that was a jump scare”
I’m just wondering why dicks scare you guys so much