Are you cursed...?

Do you have your own weird curse? Of course, curses aren't real, but sometimes you have the same weird annoying thing happen to you SO MUCH it seems like your own personal little curse, right?

For example, mine...
-Whenever I am playing a new game/watching a new show/etc, my favorite character nearly ALWAYS dies. There's not even a particular archetype I always fall for or anything, it's like my love specifically is a death sentence. It's AWFUL.

-Anytime I buy headphones, one of them dies within hours, regardless of how well I take care of them.

SO, what's your particular weird curse?