Why do women gotta have coochie when dick and asshole is good enough

Men have it way too good, they dont experience period but they can damn experience good anal sex. They can feel good from fucking someone to also being fucked. Why us girls even have pussies? i dont wanna put some shit inside there or else release a child there. I wanna be a man cus when i get creampied only worse shit i can have is either STD or stomache which i can manage with medicine but i aint dealing with a brat for 18 years.