Let's all use this time to reflect on the evil males perpetrate worldwide, at the astonishing variety and regularity of crimes they commit against women, children, animals, and even other men (I don't care about that last part tho)! Let's celebrate the way women have endured men's stupid bullshit for all these many long years, and mourn the way they will likely have to continue doing so for many more years or at least until I am elected president of earth and have all males launched into orbit amen
