Fuck you Farts

What is your most embarrassing fart memory? Mine is when I was in middle school and the teacher cracked a joke and everyone started laughing, including me. But my laughter caused me to unwittingly let out a super loud fart (before I could even register that my asscheeks would give way to the fart, else I would have clenched my sphincter like my life depended on it). On hearing my fart, my classmates and the teacher looked at me and started laughing even more loudly (as if my fart was an extension of the teacher's joke). Later, my desk partner asked me why I had "laughed" in a weird manner.....so I believe she thought that it was my laugh and not a fart. thank god....but I can't be sure of what my other classmates and the teacher thought.