Create the most generic bl/shounen/gl/shoujo plot

"I hate everyone... but something about them... They're different." "He's usually such a jerk, but he followed me home and then kissed and groped me randomly ˚✧₊⁎❝᷀ົཽ≀ˍ̮ ❝᷀ົཽ⁎⁺˳✧༚ It must be love! ~~~"   reply