Hola bitches I was beating my meat in my room when suddenly the fucking doorbell rang and my dumbass relatives infiltrated my house uninvited. I shook hands with my uncle and he probably got vaseline mixed with my precum on his hand. He didnt say anything lol. Sucks for you bitch. I will look him in the eye and sit unapologetically in front of him. I hate him and his fuckwit wife anyway. Biiaaatcchhhh.
