Don't do it and do what makes you comfortable. Women aren't as materialistic as toxic masculinity addicted men make them out to be. So be you and disregard your dad's stupid "advice". reply
1. Nay my good squire I'm lazy asf.
2. Obviously.
3. Yeah we argued over a soggy fry, which I stole and ran bc my life depended on it.
4. Yessir
5. No but I did experience sleep paralysis with Slenderman. Now I'm just silently waiting until the day Daddy Long Legs finally decides to yeetus deletus me.
6. I dreamt about getting railed.
7. Nah it'd p...... reply