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my dad can jump from a cliff then have his finger slowly broken one but one and after that they can get chopped of and so can his hands then his arm and then finally having to eat them fresh out of cutting them just to get beat with a bat over and over untill he is covered in blood and gasping for life. then i will do the honours and burn him alive with me watching anime infront of him laughing and smilling (⊙…⊙ )


im really really broken

this is so funny lol this was all a joke to see everyones reactions and it worked ahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahah

and for the people who asked for the link ask somone else cause idk

if you guys hate mineta and his personality so much then why dont you complain about it to hirikoshi instead of being rude it isnt the mineta stans fault that he decided to make mineta like that so if you dislike mineta so much argue about it with the dam creator. also, the amount of times i see people ship mineta with death and want him dead is just disgusting like he is supposed to be written as a 15 year old character bringing comedy to the show so can you mineta haters give me 5 other reasons why you hate mineta


finally let that out (づ￣ ³￣)づ

until the questions here are made by people who touch grass im spamming until i die

navier and heinry are living their best lives and that emperor bitch is regretting bringing in rashta and before yall be like HOW DID RASHTA DIE Navier exposed all her crimes and trashta got thrown in prison and drank poison

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ive just read a pokemon dj where i saw Seto Kaiba getting railed and im not even angry after watching it im satisfied GOD HELP ME

https://myreadingmanga.info/shakep-p-shachou-no-sekinin-yu-gi-oh-dj-eng/
the link just in case you want to read it

Did you know your pupils are the last part to stop working when you die? They dilate.

What do you call a line of men waiting to get haircuts? A barberqueue.

Do you know the last thing my grandfather said to me before he kicked the bucket? “Grandson, watch how far I can kick this bucket.”

If a pig loses its voice…does it become disgruntled?

Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It’s fine, he woke up.

How can you tell it’s a dogwood tree? By the bark.

When does a joke become a “dad joke?” When it becomes apparent.

What do you call 26 letters that went for a swim? Alphawetical.

I want to make a brief joke, but it’s a little cheesy.

What did the grape say when it got crushed? Nothing, it just let out a little wine

I want to be cremated as it is my last hope for a smoking hot body.

Why was Dumbo sad? He felt irrelephant.

Becoming a vegetarian is one big missed steak

i was wondering why the ball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.

so i keep seeing people comment on a question " why do you keep bringing up this " and the first thing that comes to my mind is something like " if you guys would stop answering the question it wouldnt be brought up again. "

wtf sasusaku shippers built from DIRT that right their made from the leftover animal meat that peasants fucked on.


chill anyways bnha is overrated

turns out mosty of stray kids is racist

https://www.tiktok.com/@imaulona/video/6924217649899621638?lang=en&is_copy_url=1&is_from_webapp=v1

im so done

at first i was like Mmmmh mineta as a joke but bro i dont think its a joke anymore

its called the

GENSHIN IMPACT FANDOM

the furry inside of me is trying to escape because of legoshi

CLICK CLACK SMACK "COUGHS LOUDLY" ANNA HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH BAD BOY JAKE. I THOUGH I WAS YOUR PRINCE I EVEN SPENT 300,000 GEMS ON YOUR SHITTY OUTFITS JUST TO MAKE JAKE FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU. THE AUDACITY YOU HAVE MAKES ME WANNA UnFrIeNd YOU MY ONLINE GIRLFRIEND

anna's pov
In her diary

UWU THIS NEW HOTTY JAKE HAS COME TO MY SCHOOL AND ALL THE GIRLS WANT HIM. BUT HES MINE AND ILL MAKE SURE OF IT UWU. I HOPE MY BOYFRIEND DOESNT FIND OUT UNLESS HE WONT KEEP SPENDING MONEY ON MY POOR ASS

id continue but im not in the mood

like bruh can the man stfu about how he lIkEs that main bitch. For fucks sake can cain just knock him out already hes a kitten compared to your bitchass so just REMOVE THE LITTLE SHIT

ill give you my eula luck please i need a better healer on my team

i swear can you bitched with you over 100 followers stfu and not bring some type of drama that lasts for multiple days.



this isnt directed to everyone

I had two nee teachers who taught me one was a male the other a female

The first teacher that taught was the male one and I remember he tried to kiss me on the lips multiple times and even gave me a nickname yet I didn’t say shit to my mum

The other teacher was normal until she started to draw hearts in my books and always call me out of class and you guessed it I didn’t tell my mum

Mind yall I was in primary school