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Animal court
Animals could be brought to court for a myriad of offenses. They suffered many of the same punishments as humans, including banishment, jail time, and even death.

and ur the uke

RAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH THAT MFING AVOCADO STILL LINGERS IN MY MOUTH. just why i cant say nooooooooooo. "ma, i hate avocados" CANT I JUST SAY IT but then she will refute "and thats why ur so pale, look at ur eyebags! ur skin is so dryyyy u look like a zombie" DAMN IT. THAT ONE AVOCADO PART THAT I BITE MMHHH ARRGHHHH IT TASTES LIKE SHIT. ITS SO FUCKING BITTER AND I STILL CAN REMEMBER ITS FUCKING TASTEEEEEE. sigh, i really hate avocados. who fucking love avocados? fuck u avocados stay away from me >:( ur so bitter that my mood became sour. u tastes so weeeiiirdddd. BLAAAAAAAARGHHHHHHHH. AAHHHH I BADLY WANT TO PUKE IT OUT BUT MY PARENTS ARE THEREEEEEE. haaa...


im all better now!

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Siense.

Before the advent of cups and bowls, people in ancient England used hollowed-out human skulls to hold their food and drink.

"What lovely bowl u got there amy~"
"Yes! It was my husband's 5th mistress head"

There is such a thing as being too horny
As our experts explain, if thoughts (or actions) of sex take over your days, lead you to sneak around, or have become a distraction, then it’s likely time to seek professional help.

According to Pornhub, the kinkiest states are Wyoming, Alaska, Vermont, West Virginia, and Oregon. California, surprisingly, is the least kinky.

there's a little pouch on an otter's body where it can keep its favorite rock.

Your intestines will 'wriggle' themselves back into the correct position. Doctors who do any type of intestinal surgery don’t have to worry (too much) about how they put the intestines back in.

dang... wait why did i feel lile my stomach just wriggled...

The Bible is the world’s most shoplifted book.

why tf would they shoplift it? God is watching honey.

Sesquipedalophilia – say that word again, slowly. Sounds good, doesn’t it? Try dropping it into a sentence and see if you get anybody’s number. You could well catch yourself a sesquipedalophile, since they are obsessed with long words, others may think you’re spouting a load of taradiddle (bullshit, nonsense)


we got another word of the daaaayyy: TARADIDDLE it sounds so grand but its meaning is not; pretentious nonsense

i will now peacefully rest in peace in my bed. there will be no gross fun facts that will make yall stay up awake late at night.




unless yall send some prince charming to kiss me wake up ehehehehe
tbh idk why i wrote this but meh night night my little ones!

Pigs can eat an entire human body, mostly because they’ll just eat anything.

Have fun with that shit. If someone interrogates me, im fucking out.

A certain type of angler fish reproduce via the male burrowing into the side of the female, eventually fusing. The male life is lost in the process.



that... doesn't so bad to be honest, if it was how the humans reproduce, imagine the population, fem dom and rape cases would decrease

Everyday, there are about 100 million acts of sexual intercourse a day globally.


the thought of "someone might be doing it rn" make me feel lonely for god forsaken reason...

EVERYTGING MAKES ME FEEL LONELY DANG IT is it because im a virgin?

Goosebumps are meant to ward off predators.
Why do we get goosebumps? In this physiological reaction, small muscles attached to individual body hairs contract, which leads the hair to stand on end. We inherited this ability from our ancestors in part as a way for our (then) coat of body hair to capture air beneath it and in that way retain heat. But, as George A. Bubenik, a physiologist and professor of zoology at the University of Guelph in Ontario, Canada, explained to Scientific American, it also caused our ancestors to appear bigger than they were, helping to ward off predators when they were frightened or on the defense. With modern humans having less body hair, goosebumps no longer cause us to look that much more intimidating.

Though we often generically refer to any historical low-class citizen as a peasant, the term didn’t even exist in the Middle Ages. They wouldn’t have had any idea what you were talking about.


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Nomophilia – finally, the most common on the list. Perhaps you’re possessed with this philia yourself, right now. A nomophile is obsessed with mobiles phones

speaking of, did u sleep?

There is a mysterious illness called the 'sweating sickness' that hit in multiple small epidemics in the early modern era. It was incredibly contagious and massively deadly, with about a 50% average death rate, but it could be higher. It began with an ominous sense of apprehension, followed by severe pains in the neck and giddiness. They then abruptly stopped and switched to heavy sweating, headaches, and delirium. Finally, the person was hit with an extreme urge to sleep, and it was thought to be fatal if you fell to it.


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There is such a thing as homicidal sleepwalking. It’s also called homicidal somnambulism, or sleepwalking murder. In 2005, Jules Lowe was acquitted of murder after killing his father because he was sleepwalking during the crime.