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I only stayed up all night because I was worried that my little sister would wake up and eat my tuna noodles
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What's your favorite fruit
Also how did y'all find that question that was posted a whole ass year ago
Also how did y'all find that question that was posted a whole ass year ago
about hey lesbians
I hate it when I write something out on mg ( Lines reply or question)
And after I post it I realise the terrible grammar and spelling mistakes that I have made in said post
Why
Why do I have to be so bad at typing
And after I post it I realise the terrible grammar and spelling mistakes that I have made in said post
Why
Why do I have to be so bad at typing
about have hilarious thoughts
There's a man in the woods.
What a spectacle.
Before the stories started, this school was still respectable.
My students used to skip down the hill to the honeysuckle
Pluck a couple,
And collect their nectar till they picked their fill.
Except one obnoxious kid, Sid.
Who just watched them eat the flowers
While he seethed and scowled
Cause he couldn't bear to share his sweet treats throught out our recess hour.
I remember Sid saying:
"There's a man in the woods!"
That's how the rumors began.
Of course, Sid had spotted him first.
The poor kids. He got ‘em immersed in his spiel
About a serial killer whose gun barrel glint hint said peril.
A visit to the nurse, or worse, a hearse,
Waiting just beyond the dale(dell).
The children saw him everywhere.
"Look! Over there!"
"That man had Batman ears! We - we swear!"
"And crazy yellow eyes!"
"We saw something rusty! His shotgun? It must be!"
"I saw a lady’s severed thigh!"
Trust me,
Every word I heard was absurd.
Yet each day, Sid would stray down
Way past the playground.
Who else was brave enough to save us from the killer’s next plot?
The rest of the lot would stop back at the black top,
Sure that any closer they were bound to be found
Deep in the woods, left to rot.
I pleaded for the kids to think,
And learn to be mature,
But after a few more rumors doomed my attempts to prove
The school was secure:
Their fear was undeterred.
And when the buses drove them all home,
The parents finally heard.
Everything just blew up.
I received a wall
Of emails and calls
Full of shrieks, wails, and all,
From terrified families
Who’d heard word of the murderer,
And didn’t like my lack of action at all.
What was I supposed to do? Comb the whole forest?
Yeah, right. Would you?
That means I didn’t care? That’s not fair!
The stories that worried you weren’t true.
Of course I would feel regret,
Had there been a real threat
And I ignored it,
And some poor kid got kidnapped
While the kids were napping.
But you couldn’t admit that your
Good little kid
Would formulate a fib
So you ignored what I said.
Your little angels could never cook up such incredible creations?
"An overactive imagination, maybe, but my kid could never lie!"
How dare I.
Accuse a child of being dishonest?
Just monstrous!
The parents were displeased,
And when the PTA took action,
they dismissed me from the classroom.
Like THEY knew what was best for their kids!
Do you know how difficult it is to get a job
When a bitter mom
Slanders your rep
With child neglect
From the outset?
NOW who’s in control of your classes?!
Single file lines!
Single file lines.
Little vile swine,
A killer by the pines,
Really? Are you blind?
Will you find your spines?
Sid. A child decides
To fill our minds with lies
And the next you see
Is people treating me
Like I’ve committed crimes.
I WAS IN MY PRIME!
Those kids were lucky to have me.
Do you see what you did?!
But I can play along.
I can be good.
Do you hear that, Sid?
There’s a man in the woods.
What a spectacle.
Before the stories started, this school was still respectable.
My students used to skip down the hill to the honeysuckle
Pluck a couple,
And collect their nectar till they picked their fill.
Except one obnoxious kid, Sid.
Who just watched them eat the flowers
While he seethed and scowled
Cause he couldn't bear to share his sweet treats throught out our recess hour.
I remember Sid saying:
"There's a man in the woods!"
That's how the rumors began.
Of course, Sid had spotted him first.
The poor kids. He got ‘em immersed in his spiel
About a serial killer whose gun barrel glint hint said peril.
A visit to the nurse, or worse, a hearse,
Waiting just beyond the dale(dell).
The children saw him everywhere.
"Look! Over there!"
"That man had Batman ears! We - we swear!"
"And crazy yellow eyes!"
"We saw something rusty! His shotgun? It must be!"
"I saw a lady’s severed thigh!"
Trust me,
Every word I heard was absurd.
Yet each day, Sid would stray down
Way past the playground.
Who else was brave enough to save us from the killer’s next plot?
The rest of the lot would stop back at the black top,
Sure that any closer they were bound to be found
Deep in the woods, left to rot.
I pleaded for the kids to think,
And learn to be mature,
But after a few more rumors doomed my attempts to prove
The school was secure:
Their fear was undeterred.
And when the buses drove them all home,
The parents finally heard.
Everything just blew up.
I received a wall
Of emails and calls
Full of shrieks, wails, and all,
From terrified families
Who’d heard word of the murderer,
And didn’t like my lack of action at all.
What was I supposed to do? Comb the whole forest?
Yeah, right. Would you?
That means I didn’t care? That’s not fair!
The stories that worried you weren’t true.
Of course I would feel regret,
Had there been a real threat
And I ignored it,
And some poor kid got kidnapped
While the kids were napping.
But you couldn’t admit that your
Good little kid
Would formulate a fib
So you ignored what I said.
Your little angels could never cook up such incredible creations?
"An overactive imagination, maybe, but my kid could never lie!"
How dare I.
Accuse a child of being dishonest?
Just monstrous!
The parents were displeased,
And when the PTA took action,
they dismissed me from the classroom.
Like THEY knew what was best for their kids!
Do you know how difficult it is to get a job
When a bitter mom
Slanders your rep
With child neglect
From the outset?
NOW who’s in control of your classes?!
Single file lines!
Single file lines.
Little vile swine,
A killer by the pines,
Really? Are you blind?
Will you find your spines?
Sid. A child decides
To fill our minds with lies
And the next you see
Is people treating me
Like I’ve committed crimes.
I WAS IN MY PRIME!
Those kids were lucky to have me.
Do you see what you did?!
But I can play along.
I can be good.
Do you hear that, Sid?
There’s a man in the woods.
about corpse is trending
I've been laughing for the past hour because of all the stupid shit I have been doing/saying
about plus in lgbt
about fetishes and kinks
you didn't even realize that the characters had a huge glowup
until some one mentioned it
until some one mentioned it
about things u do when ur sad
so why do people who read bl and gl instantly assume "oh im now a supporter so im now allowed to make homophobic and harsh comment on others"
the amount of times someone has said oh im not homophobic i read bl/gl
the amount of times someone has said oh im not homophobic i read bl/gl
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about being sensitive
THEIR REALLY GOOD
PIKE THE ART IS AMAZING
THE RELATIONSHIP IS IMMACULATE
LIKE THE ENTIRE PLOT IS MUWAH BUT IS TO FUCKING SHOOOOORT
PIKE THE ART IS AMAZING
THE RELATIONSHIP IS IMMACULATE
LIKE THE ENTIRE PLOT IS MUWAH BUT IS TO FUCKING SHOOOOORT
about feels
WE CAN SHARE OUR LOVELY SUGAR HUNEY BABY PLUM JIWON OKAY? BUT I GET 75% OF HIM YOU CAN GET 25%
about hate myself
So how should I begin this?
I guess it started when you were with him
And how he never even took you out to dance
But did he fuck with any rhythm?
But now he's playing with your head
But did he ever make you come?
Did he ever make you cry?
Do the wires in your mind get sewn together
Rubbed and severed by the head
You don't know how long
I could start into your picture
And wish that it was me
I guess it's different cause you love him
But I've got an interactive
Sick and twisted imagination
And that's gotta count for something
I dreamt I was standing in your doorstep
Licking sweat off of your forehead
With my finger in your mouth
And the sound when leather jackets hit the ground
You should hear when you're not around
When it's just us horny poets
Who can't wait to write it down
And swear we were only being being honest
Do you like these little sonnets
Cause I wrote them just for you
But how quickly they turn sour
So be careful who you screw
And never call
And I'm starting to suspect
You don't intend to do anything you say at all
I guess it started when you were with him
And how he never even took you out to dance
But did he fuck with any rhythm?
But now he's playing with your head
But did he ever make you come?
Did he ever make you cry?
Do the wires in your mind get sewn together
Rubbed and severed by the head
You don't know how long
I could start into your picture
And wish that it was me
I guess it's different cause you love him
But I've got an interactive
Sick and twisted imagination
And that's gotta count for something
I dreamt I was standing in your doorstep
Licking sweat off of your forehead
With my finger in your mouth
And the sound when leather jackets hit the ground
You should hear when you're not around
When it's just us horny poets
Who can't wait to write it down
And swear we were only being being honest
Do you like these little sonnets
Cause I wrote them just for you
But how quickly they turn sour
So be careful who you screw
And never call
And I'm starting to suspect
You don't intend to do anything you say at all