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Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.   1 reply

I don't really like Reiner from Attack on Titan. But those tits are something else.   3 reply

The sexual tension in Shutline is... I just know that their sex scenes are gonna be wild.   2 reply

Any tsundere to ever exist.   reply

Programmer...   2 reply

That couple that put down their perfectly healthy dog.   2 reply

I have an album about tattoos. And girls with tattoos just hit different!   1 reply

Maybe there's a separate tube for that. But seriously. Those authors really didn't think omegaverse through at all.   reply

You can't date many men if you're a woman. Only one. And you have to marry that one man, good or bad. Otherwise you're called a slut. If girls try to date they hide it because everyone will ask them when will they marry. Even if that boy is a friend, people will snitch on her and tell her parents. If you're not a virgin, you're a slut. But that'......   1 reply

Personally I wouldn't introduce religion to my kids til they're like 10-15. They can choose their own religion if they want one and it's perfectly ok to not have one at all. I do not believe in God but I wouldn't force that to my child or anyone else. Religion isn't everything, just be kind and be an asshole to other assholes. That's all.   reply

He must've thought "Is the burglar seducing me right now?" after seeing that lmao   reply

No, it sounds so fucking cringe istg. I never say it.   reply

This litterally took my breath away   1 reply

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They fucked when I was sleeping on their bed more than once. I saw my dad naked once. My mom showers with the door unlocked. Everytime they fuck they always shower together and I can hear everything. That shit is traumatizing.   1 reply

Delete my search history and factory reset everything. Burn all my diaries or journals. Eat ice-cream and watch One Piece or do some gaming while waiting for the Grim to come.   1 reply

I blow on it but underestimate how hot it is and hashafashasha anyway.   reply

I think Minghwa and Colleen Hoover would be good friends. They're both trash.   1 reply