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Those two are literary my whole type in two ppl and I- I'm so pan guys. Help.

Girl you thiccer than a bowl of oatmeal

This whole time I'm like "yes but have you thought about going to a psychologist about it?"

I'm pickin up really sketch vibes

Written as: "Can you please not blatantly try to to steal my employees.（￣へ￣）"
Pronounced as: "Bitch don't touch my man! ヽ(`Д´)ﾉ"

"TELL. her HIM. THE.

He really just gay panicked outta there huh?

That face is doing me a heccin concern

WHERE THE FUCK'S YOUR PERMIT!?

Caleb noped the fuck outta there