i have never seen a character so fucking eager to get their dick wet like—he’d fuck girls everyday, got depressed when he couldn’t, so much so that he fucked a DUDE, and when his dick came back he was like actually nah the pussy was lowkey peak so he asked for it back and started harassing his neighbour, who he thinks is a ugly loser btw, bc his dick is big, he’s so obsessed that when he gets fucked in the ass he’s not even mad bc it feels good too, asks for a detachable dick to fuck himself with ALONG with the neighbour’s cock in his pussy, then squirts all over his floor when his (ugly loser) neighbour post-ragebait shoves multiple fingers in his cunt…. like his greed genuinely sickens me!





“yes!” i say, rubbing my palms together, grinning villainously. “make the mc even more pathetic!!!!’”