I COME IN WITH KARATE CHOP THAT SENDS HIS PHONE FLYING AND BODY SLAM HIM INTO THE GROUND GOING "ARENT YOU A CUTE ASS PLAYGROUND BULLY" AND ILL PINCH AND STRETCH THOSE CHEEKS OF HIS UNTIL HE TRIES TO ESCAPE THEN BEFORE HE DOES ILL GET UP, STEPPING ON HIS BALLS AS I DO.
Then, I'd calmly walk over to his phone, pick it up, delete the photo, and pitch the damn thing through the window while saying,
"Put it on my tab, you little four-eyed bastard." with a wicked grin on my face.
But its a shame that I can't even insert myself as a heroic side character
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"You like men, right?"
Me: WHAT ABOUT IT, BITCH
"It's okay to sit and eat with me now, right?"
Me: THATS SOME FUCKING LOGIC YOURE USING THERE MATE
*Jun shows up*
Me: Honey, you better fuck him up and save Shiwoo. I won't forgive you if you let this insolence pass, my dude.