Why the h*ll they talking in old English all of a sudden?! Is this some Shakespeare play or something? Lol (I had a hard time reading it, I had to activate another part of my brain and I haven't done that in a long time... so thanks?)
I started rereading this and lemme tell you... EVERY FR*CKING TIME DJ ASKS JIWON "BJ ALEX?" I TAKE LAPS!!! LAPS AROUND THE BLOCK AIEBNWQPEIBF SO EMBARRASSING
If that dude with the gold eyes and black hair is 6"2 THE WHITE HAIRED VAMPIRE MUST BE A GIANT!?!?
Lol ikr