. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Chewing gum. (You have a dirty mind ʕノ)ᴥ(ヾʔ
A guy walks into a bar and orders a rum and coke, but the bartender hands him an apple. "What the hell is this? I ordered a rum and coke," the guy protests. "Just take a bite of the apple," says the bartender. So, the guy bites the apple, and his eyes lit up. "Hey, this apple tastes like rum! What did you soak it in?" The bartender tells him, ......
A boss said to his secretary, "I want to have sex with you, I'll make it very fast. I'll throw 1000$ on the floor, by the time you bend down to pick it I'll be done." She thought for a moment then called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend then said to her, do it but "Ask him for 2000$, pick up the money very fast he wouldn't even h......
One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumblebee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming, “Oh my god, help me, there’s a bee in my vagina!” The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation.......
A five year old boy asked his friend what a penis was. His friend's response was that he did not know and he would ask his dad. That evening the second boy asked his dad. His dad gladly exposed himself to his son and, holding his penis in one hand, said, "Son, this is a penis. In fact, if you take a closer look you will notice that this is a perfec......
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . A guy will actually look for a golf ball.
It's just so unoriginal. I used to play that game with my uncle, we just called it "Hide and Seek".
Miscarriage. That joke never gets old. Neither does the baby It's a dark joke, don't attack me.
she/her ♀
im trying to organise my reading lists like this-
Want to read: i want to read sometime when im free
Reading: i am reading, or i have read and i like
Already read: stuff i dont like/ for my 'not yuri' tag
Its confusing but too late to change :/
i get really pissed at the manhwas im reading so dont mind my rants, im just blowing off steam. not that my rants aren't warranted cus these manhwas are terrible
As a teenager her mоther first started tо cоmpete with her. She was оnly 20 years оlder than her, and said that her clоthes were better suited tо her, that her fооd was better. Nоthing she did was gооd enоugh. During the periоd while she was sick, her mоther went tо her hоuse tо help her husband take care оf her sоn whо at the......