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My brother walked in on me once. And by that I mean he went and found my parents emergency spare key to my room and barged in demanding his turn with the modem. I spun around, cock in hand, and said, "Fuck off, I'm having a wank", and my dad shouted up the stairs, "Leave your brother alone when he's floggin' it". He never barged in on me again.
Kuma-chan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ shared experience about be a dumb bitch
I was 13 when I first fapped. Dad stormed into my room to tell me that he hit two lotto numbers. When he saw me fapping,he stopped jumping like a mad man, looked me dead in the eye and said "Come down stairs when you're finished," with a completely straight face. I went downstairs expecting him to beat me down; instead, he told me about how his fat......

One day a rumour went round that there were vampires in our school. Supposedly a couple of kids were known to bite each other on the neck, and a bite went wrong and hit a carotid artery (never verified). The police showed up for something completely unrelated but it added to the drama. The whole school went nuts, and by lunch time, posters of garli......

A rumor went around that all the teachers had an orgy on the soccer field.

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Apparently lesbians have sex by sticking each other's nipples in the other's vagina.

A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills. The cop asks the woman, “Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?” She replies, “Well, there’s a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fe......