The teacher leaves the room and Zip gets on top of her desk, Dick goes inside a cabinet, and Pea runs out the window and waves. The teacher comes back and says: “Hey! Zip down, Dick out, and Pea in the corner!”

Kuma-chan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ shared experience about be a dumb bitch
I was running late for school, and would have to get a lift in anyhow. I decided as I had the time and the night before had been particularly..arousing, dream wise, I'd enjoy myself. As I was reaching climax my mother burst through the door, having heard the noise, raving and screaming. This could have been the end of it, but oh no. She dragged me ......
Kuma-chan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ shared experience about be a dumb bitch
I was beating off in the shower one time. I don’t know why, but whenever there is water around it takes me forever to cum. Anyway, I was going hard for about 45 minutes. When I eventually came, the orgasm was so powerful that I slipped over and hit my head. Obviously I didn’t learn from the experience because I still do it all the time.
Kuma-chan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ answered question about be a dumb bitch
Lmao. More like 50% straight, 50% rainbow sparkles
Kuma-chan ʕ•ᴥ•ʔ shared experience about be a dumb bitch
One day I was in the mood, so I whipped out my dildo, dimmed the lights, and started to do my thing. I was almost to the point of climax when I heard a knock on the door. I thought if I ignored it they'd go away, so I continued but was interrupted again when I almost got to the point of sweet pleasure. I threw on a robe, too angry to even look out ......

Answer it and whisper "It's done, but there's blood everywhere!" Then hang up. I tried it and the voice said "Good, I have another job for you." I-

We're all born with scars. From the moment we open our eyes and look at the world we are wounded, and we all share the same mark. Bellybuttons.

like strong enough to dissolve a person.......