At this point a truck needs to send dan to an alternate universe and this human meat candle can be miserable forever
Human meat candle
at least take him out to dinner first jesus
Funny how they were talking about divorce two chapters ago and now they're like "lick my member!" WTF
EXACTLY, like what happened to hi, hello, how are you.
granny you are selling your grandson to satan (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
IM CTFUUUUUUUU
this is so funny
me personally? i would’ve seized that perfect opportunity to rip off his bawls
I like the way you think! ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶
are they competing for the dumbest bitch in the room award???
the best thing he can do is get piljoo a gotdamn therapist to work on those self esteem issues jfc
the only way i will forgive this demonic entity is if he loses both arms and legs and i get to personally remove them and present them to dan as an offering
imagine having genuine beef with a baby