this but it's just too hot for half of the year
i just wanna look like an old man, come on now
the best feeling ever is coming home from work to see your house cleaned, dinner prepped and laundry folded so now you can just cuddle with the love of your life and not worry about chores
join us sweatie
https://discord.gg/DX2Vy25KCX
we have a lot of channels for different interests + chill and slow paced
poor thrift store/local shop gang rise up
414 including this one
geez i have no life
i would move on with my day cause it's just another hallucination from sleep deprivation
i've told this story a million times and i'll tell it again cause it is weird asf
so basically,
in my dream there was a dick, pretty standard dick except it was covered by foreskin everywhere (except the dickhole), foreskin couldn't be pulled back.
but, you could peel the dick like banana skin to reveal a smaller, more pink dick covered by precum ......
started drinking tea twice a day
now i can't live without tea
don't forget the best part! the bottom has HUGE amounts of debt because a family member of his is ill (bonus points if said family member raised him)
the colour will show but it will be faint
keeping it for 2 hours will make the colour appear darker
henna also becomes darker over the course of a few days!
i hate hate HATE when there are no paragraph breaks.
i've some really good oneshots but they're such a pain to read through cause there are NO PARAGRAPH BREAKS
@baekhyun's purple buttplug
i would probably lose or it would just end with us throwing insults at eachother (which i enjoy)
sell your house
a texture i'll hate till the day i die is that of okra, it's so slimy and disgusting.
a texture i love is the texture of java apples
the texture's kinda similar to a nice crunchy apple, but softer
DOHA HOW COULD YOU, YOUR LITTLE FUCKER WITH A WRINKLY GRANDPA PENIS
considering the fact that there is a certain mf who doxxed his gf's face here
i think i'm doing a pretty good job of maintaining anonymity
i'm fine with sharing my age and country, anything else is off limits
Edit: not name dropping cause my life is at risk if i do