
if she ends up with him I'm literally going to break my laptop. My blood pressure keeps spiking. he's such a moron. wtf? why can't you just break off the engagement? do you actually like her? and hello? how about helping your fiancé you scumbag. holy mother fucker jeez what a asshat. gosh i wish i had more swear words to use (╬ ̄皿 ̄)凸

Looking for a future son-in-law for the Salvatore family's adorable Lady Leslie. We don't ask for much. Just three simple requirements.
*crowd of men waiting in anticipation ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶ *
Be stronger than Papa Salvatore
* crown: Σ(  ̄□ ̄||)*
taller than Beth
* crowd: Σ(っ°Д °;)っ*
and smarter than Ruenti!
*crowd: (╯°Д °)╯╧╧ *
Bonus if he is cute (●'◡'●)ノ
*crowd: ヽ(╬`Д´)ノ *
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Papa Salvatore: darling
Mama Salvatore: yes?
Papa Salvatore:...sweetie.
Mama Salvatore:...
Papa Salvatore:...my dear...did you really marry me because I am cute? ╥﹏╥
AND THEN MAKES THE CUTEST FACE A GROWN MAN HIS SIZE AND BUILD CAN MAKE! HE'S LIKE A BIG BEAR SCREAMING HUG ME, PET ME, PRAISE ME CAUSE I'M HELLA CUTE
you always put a smile on my face with your antics
lol the fact that she's still prepping for her banishment when her friends and fiancee would rather burn and forsake the country than lose her