-I proudly present, 2k19 father of the year award goes tooooo.... drum please!
*Drums intensifies*
*Camera keeps zooming on various people faces*
*Audience completely quiet*
*Hearts starts beating in drums rhythm*
*Room is getting hotter*
*Sweat starts show up*
-Award goes tooooo!
*More close ups shots*
*Tension over the top*
*Some brave souls gets their hands on drinks to please their thirst*
*Someone can't hold their nerves and shouts "come on!" from the back of the room*
*Presenter of the award ceremony carefully opens envelope*
-And the winner is NOT THIS PIECE OF TRASH! Someone call the cops! I smell the abuse!!! (╯°Д °)╯╧╧
"How to kidnap yo man. 101 guide to getting back with the love of your life" by Diesel
'My life was changed completely' - anonymous
'Where was this book my entire life? - anonymous
'I would like to lose my memory, so that I could read it again and get the same excitement as reading it for the first time!' - anonymous










OMG!!! KYOKO!!!!!! ε=ε=(ノ≧∇≦)ノ