I dream of the day Gjord turns into a giant dragon and swallows Lister whole
I dont want gjord to digest him though (even if hes gonna shit him out but still some parrs of lister will be absorbed in gjord and i dont think gjord deserves that) i just wish gjord would blast a fire and burn lister real slow till hes ashes (ofc while alive)
Fair point. I dream of the day Gjord takes a giant dragon shit on Lister, crushing him not to quickly but with certain death
AITA for slapping the shit out of my acquaintance-with-benefits for existing next to a woman??? For context, it really hurt my feelings :(((
Need my guts rearranged like this fr
Atp it'd be your lungs getting rearranged
Some dick is worth dying for #YOLO
Bro gets wasted and immediately knows his priorities (grope ex-husband's thigh)
"Stop thinking negative thoughts" please he already thinks so little let him use his brain even if it's just to spiral
IM FRYINGGNFK
Forget Siu and Juwon, I want a story about whatever the moms have going on #milfyuri
Hell yeah!
My honey pie isn't the brightest but at least he's got heart
Wow thought they were going to drag that out longer
Why settle for the knock off (ML) when the original (ML's older brother) is right theeerrree
Hopefully we'll get side stories with the brother
Agree ٩(๑❛ᴗ❛๑)۶