
Can I just say, and I'm only on Ep 3 mind you, the fact my mans had to point out the bestie is Christian, bothers the SHIT outta me. And before yall come for my neck, it bothers me because I can't believe anyone still has to go around fearful of such because of the way they are mistreated. I am a queer Christian, which I'm not ashamed to say as I know my own beliefs as an independent, but it's like wow look what yall have done (Christianity/Catholicism). And I am a philosophy student so I can confidently make that assessment with knowledge to back ot up (for credibility purposes) but that....it really breaks my heart that even had to be pointed out but its the reality which this story seems to do a great job depicting so far (my fam are pretty well known musicians too ironically)

Legal matters aside...what in the HELL was that compatibility chart in his head and how did he reach those figures??

thats an old kid's game. you put your name + the name of the person you love and i think (if i remember from when i was a child and how we played in my country) each vocal had a value of 1 and each consonant of 2
so if your name is sandra and the guy you love name is alex you do this:
SANDRA LOVES ALEX
2+1+2+2+2+1 + 2+1+2+1+2 + 1+2+1+2
10 + 8 + 6
24
which means you are 24% compatible (or something like that lmao)

BEGONE HANDSOME CUNT!!!! BEGONE WITH THY PRETTY AND DEVIOUS SMILE!!! THOU SHALL NOT COVET AGAINST THY NEIGHBOUR'S HUSBAND, NOR ELICIT HIMS INTO BEARING HIS MIGHTY BEAR CLAWS. AS MATRIARCH OF THE CMT SECTION I HEREBY SHUN YOU IN THE NAME OF PLOT ARMOUR AND ALL OTHER NOVEL HARPOONS. ALL MUST TURN THEIR HEADS AND IGNORES HIM AT ONCE!!!

Noooo bookie NOOOOOO. STOP SUFFERING FOR THOSE ASSHOLES. You got an amazing mans, working towards a lucrative degree, and now a new puppers! They weren't part of your success, so forgive them prematurely for their stupidity, and thank them you and your bae got together due to their error. Actually, they're the reason you SHOULD be relishing in happiness cause without the struggle, you may have never gotten this far. Take your misfortunes as hidden blessings in disguise and do you and your boo (objectively AND figuratively)
Bro just like me fr spitting out random facts with no real logical path behind them except uncontrollable emotions (I feel like he may have adhd? He reminds me of myself [adhd] and my cousin [autism] lowkey).
I think he's trying to show off his high body temp because of the time the MC was drunk and said he was cold ╥﹏╥