Ugh I'm a sucker for omega verse trying to become pregnant smut something about it gives me a huge lady Bonner (I don't have a dick sadly)
But idk it's the best like the alpha just cumming so much to get him pregnant omfg it's hot now do I ever want to get pregnant hell no but the idea and sex with it oooo it's hot
PLS if your a bl artist LEARN BASIC ANATOMY the prostate IS BELOW the rectum NOT ABOVE OMFG
the reason for the sweet bootyhole is due to the specialized anatomy of yaoi ukes where food from the mouth not only gets digested but then absorbed into the body for a more ukeful efficiency. Everybody knows ukes dont take a shit, ever seen an uke who goes toa bathroom to take a dookie? No! they're always getting fucked in there. The tops also dont shit because food they absorbed is immediately going into the penis to get that horse length and horsepower libido. Yaoi Biology 101 /j
its crazy how out of all the yaois ive read, i only remember a few that had accurate prostate position. likeee i thought artists are supposed to do research before drawing????? and YES THE HORSE DICKS GOTTA GO (i just read nerd project newest ch too). its things like this that makes sex scenes unenjoyable for me cuz that shit just looks painful af
The unhumanly big dicks trope is my personal enemy too. The way bottoms are still (mostly) intact always amaze me. Anyway I made a list of few things that should go wrong in most yaois:
- STDS (mostly UTIs)
- Bruises (external and internal)
- Nausea
- Bowel obstruction
- Torn anus (anal fistula/fissure)
- Allergic reactions
- Hemorrhoids
- Gastrointestinal Perforation
- Spine injuries (disk prolapse - most popular)
- Fever
- Gastritis
- Vomiting
- Fecal incontinence
- Anal gaping
- Internal bleeding
And much more (including psychological effects like low/lack of self worth, self harm, etc. )










I'm usually not someone who gets too upset if things like art change or personality or plot what ever BUT AUTHOR THIS WAS TOO SUDDEN there has been already a lot of angst WHY WHY WHY I just want them to kiss and fuck for hours but now they are going to be like apart for 10 chapters frick uuuuu (︶︿︶)=凸