If Lister ever decides to step into New Jersey state bounds he will be eradicated without a trace.
Same if he is ever seen near Queens his head would be for the rats
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Here’s what Alejandro’s texts said in English, I got my Canadian/French speaking friend to translate !!
top message: Pick up the phone before I kill you
middle message: Where were you while you worked? If you keep hanging out like that i'm not going to help you anymore
bottom message: It's in the afternoon, you have a meeting with a client, so be there on time and come in a suit
Thank you truly. I was far too curious but also far too lazy
I lowkey headcanon K to have a Brooklyn/New York accent idk everything about that man is giving New Yorker
Jigu I love you but I lowkey had to close out of this every 5 seconds :’)
I FEEL SO EMBARRASSED