Look at that! both of my shitty brother problems smooshed into one dickhead
One that excels and thinks he's the smartest person on earth that puts unbearable pressure on me
The other a bro-con (literal)
why wouldn't the secretary dude just turn thevolumeof th cardown?????
I re-read it all because this is MOMENTOUS
and I continue to know that Lion dude has THE hottest wife ever fr fr
Morticia and gomez vibes fr fr
I'm sorry but its SO funny that he goes "the perfect temperature to brew alcohol is at the same temperature as my boyfriend's body when he wants me to fuck him"
“You’re 36.9° Yamamoto, that means you want me to take you” do it really????
I continue to fuck with obsessed x obsessed
are they fucked up? obviously
Are they a public danger? Also obviously
Am I glad they're off the streets and contained to each other? 100%
Its actually geniunely so sad / malicious
"You forgot your friend/ partners birthday accidentally and got stuck in plans,so I'm going to break one of the major rules of our relationships even though I know that you would never hurt either of us on purpose" like shit dude its so mean
Yeah, he deserves better. I'm rootinng for the blond
Yeah, really hypocritical on his part. He made the rule, but couldn't resist.