Oh my god he has a nose holy shit xDDD
The way my ass went "huh whats... OH MY GOD SOMEONE FINALLY DREW THE NOSE"
THEY NAMED THE BABY BUMP AFTER THE CAR THEY FUCKED ON HOLY SHIT XDDDD
"We conceived a child on children's day, it doesn't get more patriotic than this" HOLY SHIT THATS HILARIOUS
man I would fold all my political woes if I saw that woman
"maybe you weren't my first love, but you were the first guy to make me cum"
IS HILARIOUS
"I'm so lonely )):" whilst BALLSDEEP in his husband doggy style is SOOOO funny and endearing
I'm sorry I cannot take this seriously "You deserve your 3 packets of ramen after that blow job" is SOOOO funny
AWWWEEEEE seeing grandfather and grandaughter work together to get schemes done was very charming
NOT THE BODYPILLOW
oh my god I love freak x freak stuff
Holy shit I would also swear allegeince if I saw an 11 year old purposefully spill tea on a lady's dress and then lure her with chanel so that a mistress could be found out
Holy shit ICONIC
currently not wacky / smutty enough for my brain to ignore the human rights violation yet however I hope ya'll enjoy
(Man I always forget theres a porn specific fetish term used for trans people and I always get jumpscared with a reminder of how fucked up life is
Like.... the warnings are dead ass "human rights violations. transpeople. Drugs" Like one of these are not like the others)
GOD I am SO glad that she's having a good time, my ass is worried when she's able to speak their language but WOW I am just relieved she isn't having a horrific time
I'm just imagining a professor thats like "oh your hand got cut by a machine and you got stabbed in the arm by a fuckwit? You went to the hospital? You have a doctors note from the hospital for being late and thats why you couldn't do your presentation?..... yeah no fuck you, you fail"
