“She hasn’t washed her hoo-ha in 7 days?!” <— literally said this out loud when she said she hadn’t bathed ( ̄∇ ̄") my mom overheard me and yelled back “Who didn’t wash ha p*ssy in a week??!”
I know, I know, hygiene standards are different when it comes to soldiers but in the moment I was floored (⊙…⊙ )
When it came to the butler something kept telling me “that bitch is faker than processed cheese..” but I couldn’t put my finger on it. This chapter was the receipt I needed (๑•ㅂ•)و✧
I bet that kick to the balls made even his ancestors cover their crotches (⊙…⊙ ) And even if his father wanted him to join the army, a brat who lacks discipline has no business being a soldier. Next!!
I’m getting those mixed feelings again. The ones you get when a story that you’ve been following since the very beginning for so long is nearing its end...ugh ╥﹏╥
Archduke looks at almost everyone that has political power and/or of higher status in society as lowdown swine and I’m sitting here like: “um...and how much more different are you from them, my guy? ( ̄∇ ̄")”
“She hasn’t washed her hoo-ha in 7 days?!” <— literally said this out loud when she said she hadn’t bathed ( ̄∇ ̄") my mom overheard me and yelled back “Who didn’t wash ha p*ssy in a week??!”
I know, I know, hygiene standards are different when it comes to soldiers but in the moment I was floored (⊙…⊙ )
This made me laugh.
10/10
Just don't wash inside; the vagina is a self-cleaning organ. The labia is the stopping point. Men, though, please wash all the skin.