legend has it that linden was the only king in the country's history to have suffered from blue balls over long periods of time
the poor man
rael: *taps marie a singular time*
also rael: *sobbing* WHAT ON EARTH AM I DOING? she was asleep, I have sinned! *sobbing intensifies* I am a sinner!
he´s a simp
Yeah was a tiny bit of an extreme reaction but also lol
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Better this way than the other way haha
The high and mighty scary prince is actually a dork.
we been knew boo
but better a simp boy than a bitch boy
big agree lol
we stan a simp who respects women
hes also a major bottom from the looks of it
but marie also has bottom energy so i dunno how its gonna work
I slowly- I slowly started to be seducted by her
like she started to seduce me
with all this talk of sacrificial lamb (though its arguably fucking pig), this felt necessary
Ingredients
2 racks of lamb (1-1/2 pounds each)
1/4 cup grated lemon zest
1/4 cup minced fresh oregano or 4 teaspoons dried oregano
6 garlic cloves, minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
Fresh oregano and lemon slices
Directions
Preheat oven to 375°. Place lamb in a shallow roasting pan. In small bowl, combine the lemon zest, oregano, garlic, oil, salt and pepper. Rub over lamb.
Bake 30-40 minutes or until meat reaches desired doneness (for medium-rare, a thermometer should read 135°; medium, 140°; medium-well, 145°). Let stand 5 minutes before cutting. serve with fresh oregano and lemon slices.
Aaaah don't torture me... It's so hard to find lamb meat in my country Σ( ￣□￣||)
im so sorry lmao TnT
if the original princess keeps acting up, on GOD someone will need to hold my hoops and my fuckin poodle
dont worry I got ya
thank you boo <3
1. the duke reads smut with a straight face
2. the female lead is such a fucking top
3. the duke is a masochist and a bottom
that is all
very valuable information
FACTS
against facts there are no arguments
thank you for this short list of needed facts
im so confused how this girl literally thew herself on the ground and the mc was being so nice and offered to help her up and yet people still managed to accuse her of pushing her sister. like how the fuck is that even possible she was standing in front of her, not behind. and she was dancing with the ml at the time so her hands were busy as well. theres dead ass no way she could have pushed her, so idk how people are even saying that. and fuck that simp ass red head.
cuz ppl are stupid and don't think for themselves.
And why was she on the dance floor without a partner in the first place? Why no one think of this? Does not look suspicious like that?
She*
Yeah, but I’m pretty sure that if she actually got accused of why she’s on the dance floor without a partner, that red headed simp would be like “I was dancing with her.” But then again, if that were to happen, everyone could just blame him for being a bad dance partner and for shoving that girl to the ground, and I’m all for that.
i dont mean to be rude at all but idk why theres any doubt about aseph being her fated partner. it was heavily hinted at in, i think, chapter 23 when she healed him with her divine power. there was divine energy in the same color as her seal as well as the fact that it appeared on the same spot on aseph as her seal is on her. theyre DEF fated partners. his seal probs just hasnt shown up yet bc he needs character development or sumn and lets face it this is a romance, theres no way she could end up with someone else.
They said that the seal appears at the same time on both people, so he should have it....
theres probably some wack reason he doesnt have it. id bet my faux fur red pimp jacket on him being her fated boo
Really, really hope it's true!!!
its honestly so disrespectful that Keith isnt the male lead of his own story bc I would DEF be with that
also I want a twist where his name isnt actually Keith but he just tells that to humans bc his real name is hard to pronounce or sumn
bc the name Keith is so underwhelming for his character
if this bitch doesn't drop her balls right now and tell him the truth I'm gonna beat her ass with a fucking paddle
why are you so scared of him for? like ignoring the fact that youve known him for 3 years now, ignoring the fact that he's well respected and fair to everyone, ignoring the fact that he's saved you on multiple occasions, he's never done shit to make you scared at all lmao. like ok there are some rumors and homeboy has rbf but he's never done shit to warrant her TREMBLING in fear
she's just hurting him with all these lies and its honestly hard to watch
my baby deserves better
EXACTLY!! Cabel is literally someone she should not fear this much compared to the blondie she's oh so in love with. Like he REEKS suspicion and Cabel is so clearly showing genuine feelings after even saving her from death yet this bitch ugh I can't