I.need.a.short.coma's Topics (182)

this back ally whore really tried to seduce a married man while his wife was missing
I-
you sank ass hoe, how dare you
drown in a shallow puddle, you wanna be home wrecker

what the fuck is this man saying ?
like you gon hate women, kill children, usurp the throne and act like youre being punished for having an allegedly gay son bc your subordinates invalidate flat chested women ?
I-
shut the fuck up
some one run his ass over for fucks sake

He likes her cleverness and how she acts out of the ball park for her status and such. from her modest clothing to her attitude. He's also currently operating under the assumption that she's millie so thats why he thinks he has her all figured out.
Millie is that TM nice girl so he thinks he's cracked her code since he's seen this snide sarcastic and witty side to her, when in reality its just aria. And he sent the platinum blonde haired guy to test the waters and get info on millie. thats why he (the blonde man) made remarks on her not being what she was described to be. these false reports further fuel the princes interests tho lol, bc he thinks she's going though all this trouble to hide her true self when in reality millie is just a dumbass.
Also, I believe this is currently just an infatuation. homeboy is haughty and arrogant, and as aria said, he acts like he knows everything. he's just playing with what he thinks is a new toy but obviously once he realizes his mistake he'll be all shocked. there looks to be room for character development on both sides and their personalities seem to bounce well. it looks like she'll humble him and he'll allow her to truly enjoy her life out side of revenge.

if this bitch doesn't drop her balls right now and tell him the truth I'm gonna beat her ass with a fucking paddle
why are you so scared of him for? like ignoring the fact that youve known him for 3 years now, ignoring the fact that he's well respected and fair to everyone, ignoring the fact that he's saved you on multiple occasions, he's never done shit to make you scared at all lmao. like ok there are some rumors and homeboy has rbf but he's never done shit to warrant her TREMBLING in fear
she's just hurting him with all these lies and its honestly hard to watch
my baby deserves better

legend has it that linden was the only king in the country's history to have suffered from blue balls over long periods of time

rael: *taps marie a singular time*
also rael: *sobbing* WHAT ON EARTH AM I DOING? she was asleep, I have sinned! *sobbing intensifies* I am a sinner!

I slowly- I slowly started to be seducted by her
like she started to seduce me

with all this talk of sacrificial lamb (though its arguably fucking pig), this felt necessary
Ingredients
2 racks of lamb (1-1/2 pounds each)
1/4 cup grated lemon zest
1/4 cup minced fresh oregano or 4 teaspoons dried oregano
6 garlic cloves, minced
1 tablespoon olive oil
1/4 teaspoon salt
1/4 teaspoon pepper
Fresh oregano and lemon slices

Directions
Preheat oven to 375°. Place lamb in a shallow roasting pan. In small bowl, combine the lemon zest, oregano, garlic, oil, salt and pepper. Rub over lamb.
Bake 30-40 minutes or until meat reaches desired doneness (for medium-rare, a thermometer should read 135°; medium, 140°; medium-well, 145°). Let stand 5 minutes before cutting. serve with fresh oregano and lemon slices.

if the original princess keeps acting up, on GOD someone will need to hold my hoops and my fuckin poodle

1. the duke reads smut with a straight face
2. the female lead is such a fucking top
3. the duke is a masochist and a bottom

that is all