FL telling her brothers about what happened : So from henceforth I will refer to the young miss as the nutcracker
Young Miss who was let in without FL’s knowledge having been standing behind the whole time, but is strangely Excitedly: Is Because I’m beautiful and elegant like the ballerina in the play?
FL looking away with eyes wide opened and a strained barely concealed panic: Errr… yeah let’s go with that
Young Miss getting even more excited: Thank you so much I’m going to brag to all my friends and family that I’m the Nutcracker!
FL panicking a little and trying to think of something on the fly: NO! No! Don’t do that!
Young Miss shocked and visibly becoming visibly crestfallen:…oh… okay…
FL: No no. Don’t cry it’s just that nicknames between best friends so be kept between us. It’s kind of like a secret we share
Young Miss perking right back up and absolutely beaming with happiness: I didn’t know we were best friends.I’m so sorry of course it will be our secret
FL letting out a sigh of relief: I’m so glad you understand
Young Miss: But then you need a nickname too. I know! Going with the Nutcracker theme I’ll call you the Buttcracker because you kick ass
FL holding a strained smile in place while trying and failing to sound exited:….yayyyyyy
Young Miss: Oh I’m so glad you like it Buttcracker
FL:….
I wonder in telling him the truth involves telling him your obsessed with his son or are we just kinda gonna gloss over that part
yea...
Option 1: You Die
Option 2: You become incredibly powerful
Maise: Option Two! I definitely choose option two!
Also…
Grim Reaper: You know Option One’s not so bad
Maise: Nope definitely choosing option two
Grim Reaper pouting: It’s not fair. Nobody ever chooses option one
:"3 if death gives me a kiss I'm down to it
I know it’s hard to tell since death is just a skeleton, but you made him smile and blush at that… or he’s so furious his non existent face has turned red. Again kinda hard to tell when he’s just a skull, but pretty sure it’s the first one
Awnt YwY that's sweet and gentle ♡ thanks =^^= have a nice day, this made my day a little better :)
I’m glad to hear it. The Grim Reaper say don’t fear the Reaper he cares. Also he would give you a hug if it didn’t mean killing you so he’s got one on reserve for once you finally do pass ヾ(❀╹◡╹)ﾉ~
Thanks♡ Makes me feel like things will be worth so one day I can finally hug death and draw my last breath ♡
I’m just sitting back reading about Blanche going to her father while doing the finger steeple of evil and going “Excellent. Excellent. I see you started with a show of cuteness and appear to have brought some snacks to make him lower his guard. Now when he lowers his guard finish him with tactlessly honest little kid statements and questions
My reaction to the last chapter: Wha…What?
Also is this the ML’s backstory or is this someone else?
For all the angst she’s going through I feel like the response is going to be a mix of two things
1) Meh ╮(￣▽￣)╭ your lady of the castle now we all still love you
2) Now we double dog dare super duper want to kill your father… we’re did Riftan go? Does he have his sword?! RIFTAN NO!!!
Polar Bears hiring practices
Polar Bear: Oh hey, somebody survived my murder rampage. That must mean they’re pretty skilled. I should hire them as my bodyguards
Assistant: Well that seems like a terrible idea. What if one of them wants to take revenge for all their friends you slaughtered?
*BANG* Assistant drops dead for gunshot wound to the head
Assistant Two: … well I think it’s an excellent idea
Sometime Later During Job Interview
Interviewee: I mean he killed all my friends aren’t you worried I kill him?
Assistant Two muttering to himself: Better him then me
Interviewee: What’d you say?
Assistant Two: I said we know your a professional who keeps his emotions out of the job
Interviewee: Well alright then can’t see how I could say no when your paying 10 times my current salary
Assistant Two: Excellent now let’s let’s go over body disposal and how to bill us for dry cleaning when you get covered in blood
Interviewee: Wait what?! How often do people die here?
Assistant Two: let me put it this way. I’m his 34th assistant
Pfffff AHAHAHAHAHA
Beta dude says barely two sentences. Oh hey I just stepped on a land mine it appear I’m about to die.
Alpha skater: hey bitch want to see my gold metal?
Omega girl: of course!
Alpha skater: Ha! Knew it! Bitches love gold metals
Omega girl’s Alpha: Little does that skater punk know, but I am about to give him a colonoscopy with that gold metal
Beta Dude: But seriously please don’t kill me
She shoulda just asked for marriage. I’m pretty sure he would have granted that one (≧∀≦)
(≧∀≦) We all know how that story ark would turn out
Finally it’s been a fricken year since the last update