Beta dude says barely two sentences. Oh hey I just stepped on a land mine it appear I’m about to die.
Alpha skater: hey bitch want to see my gold metal?
Omega girl: of course!
Alpha skater: Ha! Knew it! Bitches love gold metals
Omega girl’s Alpha: Little does that skater punk know, but I am about to give him a colonoscopy with that gold metal
Beta Dude: But seriously please don’t kill me
She shoulda just asked for marriage. I’m pretty sure he would have granted that one (≧∀≦)
(≧∀≦) We all know how that story ark would turn out
Look I don’t mind cursing, but cursing for cursings’ sake gets real old real fast. It really annoys me. It’s like the word like. It in itself is fine and using it is fine, but like, when you like, like use it to much, like, it like totally like, starts like getting like super annoying. I feel that the over use of cussing is poor writing and makes characters seem more one dimensional and childish if they always have to curse to make their point
Casual slip ups every now and then would have been fine with me but they just fcking had to fcking add the fcking curses every fcking panel
It takes away its impact when it’s overused. The first chapter when out of nowhere she starts cursing in front of all the nobles your like Whoa Damn. But, then not only is everyone cool with it they all curse all the time too and nobody cares. What the f happened to princess training? What about being a noble? If the queen is going to be all casual and curse too what even was the point? If she was the only one cursing to rebel and those around her freaked out about it I’d understand, but this just logically doesn’t make sense
Somehow when it comes between the FL and king I don’t think it is the FL you have to worry about interfering in the others relationship Mr. Priest
Fight with girlfriend “I don’t care what Riftan gave Maxi your getting flowers now be happy with that damn it”
Stupid fantasy guys always showing me up. If dragons were real I could climb a mountain in full armor and slay one
When she first described the momma’s boy I thought he was maybe a little touched in the head with an overprotective mom and kept bringing her up without thinking about it (I’ve seen this irl) but the last bit makes me think that kid needs therapy
Am I the only one who totally feels like he would act exactly like the king if he was them?
Polar Bears hiring practices
Polar Bear: Oh hey, somebody survived my murder rampage. That must mean they’re pretty skilled. I should hire them as my bodyguards
Assistant: Well that seems like a terrible idea. What if one of them wants to take revenge for all their friends you slaughtered?
*BANG* Assistant drops dead for gunshot wound to the head
Assistant Two: … well I think it’s an excellent idea
Sometime Later During Job Interview
Interviewee: I mean he killed all my friends aren’t you worried I kill him?
Assistant Two muttering to himself: Better him then me
Interviewee: What’d you say?
Assistant Two: I said we know your a professional who keeps his emotions out of the job
Interviewee: Well alright then can’t see how I could say no when your paying 10 times my current salary
Assistant Two: Excellent now let’s let’s go over body disposal and how to bill us for dry cleaning when you get covered in blood
Interviewee: Wait what?! How often do people die here?
Assistant Two: let me put it this way. I’m his 34th assistant
Pfffff AHAHAHAHAHA