
I wonder what the brothers did with everyone? Like is there half a city of people who just got teleported out into the middle of a field wandering around like
“What the fuck just happened Bob? And why are your pants down?”
“DO I LOOK LIKE I FUCKING KNOW GARY!!?! a I was in the middle of taking a shit!”
“Alight Jesus dude I was just asking.”
“............................. I realize this is a long shot, but you got any toilet paper?”

ML: So then why don’t we just fire all the maids
FL: Noooo!!! Then they’ll just gossip more. The point is to get them to stop talking
ML: Hmmm... It might be difficult to put an end to so many maids at once... but if you think that’s best I know a couple people. So many might raise some suspicions but nobody will dare say anything about the dutchy. Just give me a week and none of them will ever talk again
FL: How did we end up here? We shouldn’t even be having a conservation like this!
ML: that’s while we’ll pretend like this conversation never happened
FL: What?! No! This conversation isn’t over
ML: What conversation? *Winks with an Evil Smile*
FL: ....let’s try this again

Anyone know this song? My Dad used to play it all the time when I was growing up especially during workouts and it’s all I can hear in my head when he talks about working out
“Pushups! Every morning... 10 times! Not just... now and then. Give that chicken fat back to the chicken... and don’t go chicken again.”

Yay! Love fluffy stories. Now they’re friends and Theo gets a family and there’s a time jump so we don’t have to wait for them to be together and Chloe is sick....wait what? What the fuck author you had me feeling so good! Why would you destroy my happiness on the last page you fucking sadist!... Fucking Chloe better be okay and gettin along great with Theo or I’ll find you, you dick

So I’ve got a theory. I think Mom was originally the saintess which is why the other wings felt the instant loyalty, but when FL was born she became the real saintess and Mom was no longer the true saintess which is why she lost her power to her daughter. Also without the holy power it allowed her natural vanity take over and turn her cruel. This is why during the time she was saintess the first 8 wings she met had instant loyalty. However, youngest wing didn’t feel instant loyalty bc the FL had become the saintess at that point so the youngest wing only saw Mom for what she actually was as she never feel under the compulsion the other wings did while she was the actual saintess. I bet when youngest wing Noelle meets FL she’ll feel the instant loyalty
I don’t know why the maids are freaking out about making her look like an Angel. They could put her in a trash bag and he’d think they nailed it