I can’t help wincing and feeling deep shame watching this as I’ve been this guy almost exactly in the past. “I know. I’ll keep things nice and casual while being really nice to her... *Some time later come to find out she was interested* God damnit woman why didn’t you see anything?”
“I was dropping hints, but you kept things casual so I though you weren’t interested”
‘...Fuck am I stupid and dense.” ┗( T﹏T )┛
I love this couple so damn much. Every chapter they’re together makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside
I feel like the security for the Emperor’s food is surprisingly lax. Like does nobody ever try and poison the guy?
Lmao he's immune to poison
...tho i guess chapter six hadn't come out yet when you read this
I know right? Like chapter 6 came out like 1 minute after I left this comment. But I mean still it’s not like the chief only cooks for the king. I assume he cooks for the rest of the imperial family too
Priest: Could it be she wasn’t talking about her friend?
All the Readers: You really only just realized this and weren’t just humoring her to be polite?... Jesus Christ dude
And I heard she talked the madam into giving us all a raise while fighting off 50 ninjas single handedly
Maids: That seems legit
One single maid: This seems a little odd. Maybe the rumors of her being a shameless gold digger are true and she’s only doing this to get on our good side. After all, playing innocent is what she would be doing if they are true
ML murmurs to grand chamberlain: take care of this
Maids: Hey where’d that one maid go? I haven’t seen her in weeks.
Other Maids: I thought the grand chamberlain said her father suddenly got hurt back home so she quit and left immediately to go help him
Maids: Really? I just got this letter from her family asking why she hasn’t written in awhile, but to tell her everyone’s doing fine and father just got a big promotion
Other Maids: Grand Charberlin this isn’t what you told us are you sure she’s okay?
Grand chamberlain starting to sweat as he glances over at ML: well...ah... you see... *thinking hard* She must have lied to me. Yes! That’s it she must have lied. Maybe she eloped the secret lover.
Maids: ...Really?
Grand chamberlain now sweating profusely as he sees ML stroking the grip of his gun: Yes?
Maids:.... wait until the Other Maids hear this they are not going to believe *happy gossip squeal*
ML releases pistol grip and grand chamberlain considers early retirement
So really she’s just going to go from unofficially being his master to officially being his master
I don’t know why the maids are freaking out about making her look like an Angel. They could put her in a trash bag and he’d think they nailed it
This is so cute and fluffy, but I also feel like she’s just one step away from pedophile and people know so the king has like the FBI spying on her from a push
FBI Agent looking through binoculars relaying information to swat team on stand by: Oh get ready she’s making a move! She’s dancing with princess
FBI Commander: Dirty Dancing?!
FBI Agent: No not yet, but I’ve got my eyes on those hands
FBI Commander: What about now?
FBI Agent: She appears to be panting heavily and drooling slightly while ogling the Princess. Request permission to move in
FYI Commander: Permission Denied.
FBI Agent: But Sir!..
FBI Commander: Fuck! I know it’s disgusting, but it’s not illegal damn it!
FBI Agent: Oh god they’re going to let this freak design the princesses outfit for the ball! Sir we have got to do something!
FBI Commander: I said stand the fuck down Perkins! You step in and stop the outfit then what?! This is the Queen we need something solid to put her away for good!
FBI Agent: ghe... Sir yes sir... but I swear to god commander if this outfit involves a g-string or 11 year old cleavage to hell with the law I’m going in!
This cracks me up, but I feel like she treats her more like someone who has unexpectedly been able to get to know their idol on a personal level. You know you can’t come off too crazy, but your inner fan is always trying to show itself.
I mean I get that it's over the top but I feel like it's a stretch to say she's one step away from pedophilia lmao, her expressions and stuff are for comedic effect + because the original character she was in was supposed to be a crazy character so everything she does seems evil and obsessive
And the author def isn't gonna put her in a g string (guessing that was a joke lol)
Haha yeah it’s a joke. I was just exaggerating. I know she’s not a pedo I’m just thinking it could easily seem like that from the outside ╮(￣▽￣)╭
Ah yeah haha I was guessing you were just joking but sometimes it's hard to tell when it's through text ya know